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Lady Sovereign - Love Me Or Hate Me (Uncensored Audio)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3ILUic7aN0

Lady Sovereign's hit single "Love Me Or Hate Me"

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The Wisdom of Groucho Marx.A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.A man's only as old as the woman he feels.A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it.Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.Before I speak, I have something important to say.Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.Humor is reason gone mad.I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.I intend to live forever, or die trying.I must confess, I was born at a very early age.I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.Women should be obscene and not heard.

Wild Zero Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2WvVGr9PkU



heidi. - 泡沫 (PV)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHfXHg-D3c8



Tom Waits
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExyRMqX8eOA



ROSSO - shalon (PV)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMGRgua87vo

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Tom Waits - "Bottom of the World"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atI-yDxfKQw
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 07:19:00 GMT