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About Me

"WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JESUS AND MOHAMMED? ABOUT TWO PINTS!" So quipped holy man and original crusader PETER THE HERMIT in 1097. Inspired by the zeal of this most blessed fuck-it-upper, BTI BLOG is raising its gravy-stained battle flag and trawling the complex friendship networks of myspace.com, looking for a scrap of succour, a glimmer of cheer. This quite frankly implausible heap of screeve can be accessed at http://seagullscreamingkillherkillher.blogspot.com , which was once described by leading Russian newspaper BIG CITY as "MAJORLY SEWAGE" and by putrid jazz mag EJAC EXTREME as "THE BLOG EQUIVALENT OF AN AMATEUR PORN MOVIE WHERE THE DIRECTOR'S GOT PARKINSONS AND FORGOT TO REMOVE THE LENS CAP. IN 1979." Thanks a fucking lot. Incidentally, the blog's not dead, just completely lazy. Befriend me, toast me, console me. MAY THE HINGES OF OUR *FRIENDSHIP NEVER BECOME RUSTY FOR WANT OF LUBRICATION! (* online)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

GOLDERS GREEN PLAYGIRLS WITH MORE DOSH THAN COMMON SENSE /// PSYCHIC VANDALS /// ARTHUR SCARGILL /// LEGAL EXPERTS /// ANYONE FOND OF 'CAPERS', etc

My Blog

THE TOP 5 RAUNCHIEST SONGS EVER &hearts ! (warning - steamy adult content)

1) KALYANJI-ANANDJI - "Dance Music" ('Commander' soundtrack)Epic 70s Bollywood disco slow-grind - so utterly dripping with wanton debauchery, the original record goes for £300, purely to prevent child...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:45:00 GMT

LIFE AND DEATH OF AN INDUSTRIAL BAND - FEB-MARCH 2009

Between February 24th and March 1st, I threw myself into the arena of POWER ELECTRONICS, representing my first foray into 'musical creativity' since 1993. On the evening of 28th February, THE HANGING ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 08:55:00 GMT

BTi BLOG INTERVIEWED ABOUT 'WOOFAH' BY VOGUE INDIA!

Transcript from the Jan '09 issue of Vogue India. VI: What is your involvement with 'Woofah' fanzine? BTI: I don't know, I might have been kicked off it by the time this gets published! There ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:31:00 GMT

HARRY ROBERTS ON YOUTH SUBCULTURE

"The recent defeat of the crusties at Stonehenge highlights the intrinsic frailties inherent in the voluntary splintering of young proletarian culture into a multitude of aesthetically opposed network...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 10:17:00 GMT

A MESSAGE TO ALL BAILIFFS

YOU ARE THE DREGS OF HUMANITY. DID YE SERIOUSLY THINK TO CONQUER THE UNGOVERNABLE CLASS? YOUR REWARD WILL BE METED OUT IN FIREBOMBS, SMASHED WINDOWS, TORCHED CARS (OH, HOLY MARY, THE DOWNPAYMENTS!), P...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:53:00 GMT

BONFIRE NIGHT ELECTRO EXPLOSION!! PT 3

The sound quality's on this piss poor, so you'll need to crank it up, but it reminds me of the old days when London tube stations still had flickering light bulbs, death-trap escalators and grime and ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:20:00 GMT

BONFIRE NIGHT ELECTRO EXPLOSION!! PT 2

Remember the early 2000s, when those pimply trust fund cunts were pretending they'd always liked electro and morons like DJ Hell (a compost heap with lipstick) were making records about kinky sex and ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:01:00 GMT

BONFIRE NIGHT ELECTRO EXPLOSION!! PT 1

I can't be arsed to go and see Baader Meinhof Complex. I don't want to spoil it for anyone, but they all die at the end - except the one who goes on to become a broadsheet journalist. Ah, read the Tom...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:44:00 GMT

SWINGING SIXTIES


Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:52:00 GMT

Chick Lit classic..."CREDIT CRUNCH" &hearts

John Parsons-Green swiveled round in his chair, picked his nose and buzzed his P.A. "Yes, can you send Miss Acton in now, please," he smarmed. Sue Acton entered the boss's lair with trepidation. It mu...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 05:56:00 GMT