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About Me

Do not try to add me as a friend without saying something first, if I do not know you and you have not sent me a message first..... the answer is no. Actually fuck that, even if I know you and you dont send me a message first to say "wadup".... the answer is "denied". I have no desire to have hundreds of people on my friends list that I will never speak to.
I think life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, " Wow, what a ride!!!! "
overly competitive...... pathetically stubborn...... I like to argue.... and NOTHING means more to me than my dog "Ernie".
The family, well most of them.....

Dale Earnhardt Jr and I...

I need to meet more Texans.... I'm a Cowboy stuck in Malibu

My Interests

Racing cars or motorcycles, all sports, Sushi, Dogs, the legal system, Mexico (any city), raw harsh truths, the under dog(whoever it may be), the human body, Psychology, old people.......
My lil brother stuntin up the sky, Im the gunner on this one....
Me and B
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Dont be mad you can't bust real gangster shit like me....

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Faces of Malibu from Sicky Dicky on Vimeo .
Me airing the jetski out in Malibu....

Me in my go-kart when I started racing.....

Cruising down the 10 Frwy

My garage/sanctuary/toy chest

Dirty old shoes... lol, good for running through fields though...

better view up here ;-)

Me racing at Gorman....

Lake Elsinore MX Park....

Switzerland... 2nd highest commercial jump in the world....

Mountain biking accident.....

Another mountain biking accident.....

I'd like to meet:

Michael Schumacher(I wanna psycho analyze him), Anna Kornicova(I wanna mate), Michael Moore(I'd like to argue many of his viewpoints and let him explain others more), My dog Ernie's parents and "pre-pound" owners(I'd like to know which two breeds of dogs make-up the BEST FUCKING DOG ON THE PLANET! Then I would like to find his former owners and KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THEM..... I'd like to show them who the "dumb, weak, and helpless" one really is.
On another note, I met one of my best friends in life here on Myspace believe it or not. I guess it was just extremely simple, he moved to LA and wanted to meet people, so he messaged me cause I rode motorcycles... This is starting to sound really fucking gay, the point I am trying to make is... I no longer laugh at friendships/relationships where people met over the internet. He messaged me cause we shared almost everything in comon.... and because of that our friendship has worked perfectly....
So it got me to thinking, if myspace can work that good for a friend then why couldnt it work for a chick? I see no reason why this couldn't work with a female... I understand that many other things go into a relationship to make it work.... but after meeting my homie (Dirty Dan the piece of fucking shit) I realize somethings in life are just that simple.... So... where ya at?
And I wanna meet this cat, this guy is a fkn G evidently....

Burt's Family Space

Kourtney

Cassandra

Big Dume

Kimberly

Brody

Robert

Kendall

Below are my long lost brothers from Arkansas...

Music:

scroll around above on my music player... you'll see what I like...

Movies:

Television:

RACING... anything.... even the National Lawnmower races, 60 Minutes, Entourage, The Sopranos, Pinks(I guess thats racing), oh and everytime I watch "The Simple Life" I find myself amused, I think that shit is histerical, I guess I would also have to say "Everybody loves Raymond" also.... but I never watch that one either

Books:

Tuesday's with Morey, Where the Red Fern Grows, Cat's Cradle

My Blog

For all you religious people out there... a must watch!

WHY WONT GOD HEAL AMPUTEES? ...
Posted by Burt on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:35:00 PST

Denied at EHarmony.... my results

So I swear I posted this a few years ago, but I guess I didnt... I found it histerical that after spending at LEAST an hour on the damn survey at Eharmony... they denied me... Here is wh...
Posted by Burt on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 04:40:00 PST

Great quotes I've found.....

"Love is not so much finding the right person as it is becoming the right person. It is much like catching a butterfly: You can chase a butterfly all over the field and never catch it. But if you sit ...
Posted by Burt on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:15:00 PST

Man's Vs. Woman's poems

WOMAN'S POEMBefore I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, who's not a creep,One who's handsome, smart and strong.One who loves to listen long,One who thinks before he speaks,One who'll call, not wai...
Posted by Burt on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:15:00 PST

The Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale....

Posted by Burt on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:15:00 PST

To Mr. Bush and his fellow bible thumpers...

To Mr. Bush (aka King Dumass) and every other Bible Thumper.... Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why y...
Posted by Burt on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:15:00 PST

Karass....

Things happen for a reason Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there,to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson, or to help you figure out wh...
Posted by Burt on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:15:00 PST

Nympho convention....

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, heglanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fatewould...
Posted by Burt on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:15:00 PST

Sometimes I really think we are from different planets.....

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus"offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix:The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a...
Posted by Burt on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:15:00 PST

Just Pondering...

JUST PONDERING· I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that mostpeople die of natural causes.· Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you areremoving a weed and not a va...
Posted by Burt on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:15:00 PST