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Mr. Burnes

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Perfecting misanthropy one cigarette at a time.

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5 Things I’ve Learned About Myspace--Vol. Five

Listen up Fuckbags! Welcome to volume 5. Though history has proven these transmissions have been directed at the masses, It has become apparent that we must examine our own downfalls. 5 topics for per...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 11:17:00 GMT

Observations and Revelations

Maybe its a sign that im getting old, or maybe I was just brought up with the beliefs that things are more often than not all that simple, but lately when I stop and look around at people, I cant help...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 14:35:00 GMT

5 Things I've Learned About Myspace--Vol. IV

Welcome to the final installment of the year about the little gems I find horribly offensive about myspace. As per usual, there are 5. No more, no less. God hates you, get used to it.1.) Are couples p...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 13:47:00 GMT

5 Things I've Learned About Myspace- Vol. 3

Welcome to the third installation of things I have learned on my quest for Myspace enlightenment. These are the latest 5 gems of wisdom Ive come across. Read on little fighter.1. Private profiles are ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 17:55:00 GMT

Totally Bitchin!!!

Most thing on earth annoy me. Certain things, however, deserve to be noted as the most annoying amongst all other sources of frustration. In fact, writing this has already begun to annoy me.1.) Cell p...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 17:13:00 GMT

5 Things I've learned about Myspace-- Vol. 2

Here a few more things Ive learned about Myspace and its compository parts. 5 to be exact. 1.) Apparently on myspace, grammar and/or spelling and/or overall knowledge of the english language does not ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 11:52:00 GMT

5 things I've learned about myspace.

This is what Ive learned about Myspace. 1.) I will be forever doomed in relationships and true loves because I dont continue fucking chain letters. I did it once, I know, and I hate myself for it. So ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 12:08:00 GMT