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The Groom

About Me

I'm your everyday streetwalking cheetah with a heart full of napalm. I am known by some as "The Jew in Jackboots". Half Yid/half Mick; raised Jewish but have qualities of both; each side observes the other's antics and makes racist remarks.Meeting me, you will be astounded by my adherence to social propriety and my set-your-clock-by-me punctuality.I enjoy holding court, making broad, sweeping statements about music, culture, and life and finding new and bizarre ways in which to aggrandize myself. I believe I was royalty in a previous life, or at least a sinister advisor to some monarch or warlord. Essentially, an incarnation that allowed me to wear robes, sit back in a big, velvet brocaded chair, steeple my fingers, arch my eyebrow and murmur "Yesss, eeeexceeelllent...."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. I'd like to meet culture junkies; whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, anyone sick, anyone venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets and into a bar where they will buy me shots. I wanna meet mushroom cloud layin' muthafuckas, muthafucka. I wanna meet people who make me feel miiiii-iiiighty real. I wanna meet people who comprehend what an epic achievement, what a Great Rock Album, "Ghost Reveries" by Opeth is. I wanna meet people who can turn off their minds, relax and float downstream...

My Blog

zBaron: he sounded like a badass

[10:42] zBaron: i ever show you this? he's a relative, my dad was named after himhttp://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~dacraig/cohen/nu ts/sd000001.htm[10:42] Stalky: no![10:43] Stalky: how did you ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:27:00 GMT

Stalky: good morning, wratchchild

[10:14] zBaron: born into a scene...[10:14] zBaron: ...of angriness and greed, of dominance and persecution![10:18] Stalky: good morning, wratchchild[10:20] zBaron: lol[10:21] zBaron: man, today I w...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:38:00 GMT

zBaron: but because it was *exactly how i felt*

[09:30] Stalky: It is the man himself!  There, look!  He's grown old![10:45] zBaron: haha[10:45] Stalky: happy birthday, bro[10:49] zBaron: thanks man[10:50] zBaron: quite a precipice[10:50...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:08:00 GMT

reconehelmut: authentic thai cuisine

  [12:11] zBaron: did u see the best picture[12:11] reconehelmut: i dunno[12:12] *** reconehelmut has received 70s_bidness_bw.jpg.[12:12] zBaron: except for the camera & phone[12:12] zBaron: ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:00:00 GMT

"we are men! thus, we are burdened"

[17:37] zBaron: the last get together[17:38] zBaron: mem day w/e[17:38] zBaron: everyone's passed out[17:38] zBaron: it's me & delf in the living room[17:38] zBaron: about 9 am or so[17:39] zBaron...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:58:00 GMT

zBaron: "the scream of the demon, there's evil about"

[11:53] zBaron: hehe i think ol' rob wants to deliver the goods to sebastian bach http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tThO7L10rYE[12:53] Stalky: haha[11:53] zBaron: this sounds surprisingly good http://www...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:17:00 GMT

dojomeow: priest?

[11:27] zBaron: yes dojo[11:34] dojomeow: harro[11:35] zBaron: we met with the priest last night![11:35] dojomeow: reallllly[11:35] dojomeow: priest?[11:35] zBaron: OH YES[11:36] dojomeow: did he have...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:49:00 GMT

zBaron: just.. a wig

[10:09] zBaron: correct[10:09] zBaron: amundo[10:09] GwTechHelp: thanks mr fonzarelli.[10:09] zBaron: ayyyyyyyye[10:09] zBaron:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEcjUE6XDeY[10:01] zBaron: i wonder if the...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:31:00 GMT

mattmahony: " i am afraid rock and roll is allready dead..."

[11:38] zBaron: i'm coming to the conclusion that this just may be The Coolest Band. Ever.    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRR-_O3kbX8   [11:44] mattmahony: i have a automoatic reacti...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:59:00 GMT

zBaron: you've got SMURFS in there man!

[13:18] zBaron: let's play[13:18] zBaron: Who's The Jew![13:18] zBaron: http://www.1010wins.com/pages/227117.php?contentType=4&c ontentId=319729 [13:19] Stalky: $.5b baby[13:19] Stalky: that kids ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:45:00 GMT