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Julie

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Sometimes I like to wear my underwear on the outside of my pants. Other times I leave my pants in the closet. I am a firm believer of waiting until after Christmas before purchasing my Christmas sweater to be worn on New Years Eve (and sometimes on St. Patrick's Day if it is unseasonably cold out). I really do get a lot of pleasure out of eating hamburgers.

My Interests

Your rich single dad, holiday sweaters, action figures, power pellets & participating in the occasional triathlon and/or marathon.

I'd like to meet:

Your rich single dad.

Music:

Whatever your single dad likes to listen to is fine with me and Bon Jovi.

Movies:

SuperBad, Old School, Pulp Fiction, Dodgeball, Kill Bill, Ghostbusters, Best In Show, The Wedding Singer, 40 Year Old Virgin.... so basically if it is violent and/or funny, I like it! And Hoffa Night (of course)

Television:

The Office, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, 24, Seinfeld and re-runs of Oz that come on at like 1 am in the morning... I love HBO.

Books:

I like reading books with trashy sex in them... lots of it. And mystery novels. And the bible.

My Blog

Life Lessons Part 2

Scenario: It is morning time. You are ironing, and simultaneously wondering why your clothes are all wet. All of a sudden you realize: A. The iron is not turned on, B. The iron is not plugg...
Posted by Julie on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 06:44:00 PST

Life Lessons

If you stumble into a downtown DC hotel at 2:45 a.m. on a Saturday and ask the following question:  "Excuse me sir, do you have a room available for the night?" They WILL automatically assume yo...
Posted by Julie on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 05:51:00 PST

How Much Do You Love Your Peanut Butter Sandwich?

Have you ever slept with a peanut butter sandwich? Yes, that is a bizarre question, and NO, I haven't. However, I know someone who has. Picture this: Washington DC, 2005. It was a hangover Sunday and ...
Posted by Julie on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 06:59:00 PST

The Vampire Wears Leather Pants

Saturday Night, Washington DC - Georgetown It was supposed to be a night out to celebrate the holidays. It was pretty ordinary for the first hour or so ... that is until The Vampire sho...
Posted by Julie on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 06:38:00 PST

Cab Drivers

Do cab drivers have a special DMV that they go to when they want to obtain a drivers license? Last time I checked the old "left on red" was frowned upon by the person administering the driving portion...
Posted by Julie on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 07:22:00 PST