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Michael Phoenix

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I hate this damn fill in the blank dig deep and reveal yourself bullshit! Everyone wants to know about everyone else’s personal life, well fine! I was born in a Subway in Rahway, New Jersey. Abandoned by my parents, and rejected by the sandwich people I was forced live as a Ferrell child addicted to crack and raised by timber wolves. But seriously I am a touring feature act comedian, I use guitar and music in a bizarre combination to talk about tough issues. My style is a little like swimming through the warm spot at a public pool, at first your not sure what to think but after a few minutes its strangely enjoyable. I have played comedy clubs and colleges across the country and been featured on several radio stations.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Most of the people I would like to meet are dead; Kurt Cobain, Shannon Hoon, Richard Prior, Sam Kinnison, and of course Jim Morrison. But if I had to pick the living it would have to be either Dennis Leary or Hugh Laurie.

My Blog

Shows postponed for a few months

Hey bitches,      Sorry to infrom you this, but I have stopped booking shows for a little while. There's some other shit I have to handle that has to take priority. There will be m...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:06:00 GMT

Legalize Weed

We need help Marijuanna is not a threat! More and more tax dollars are wasted every year on housing and convicting marijuanna users. Sign this petition and send the link to all your friends.http://www...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:38:00 GMT

New Video

Well, due to the fact that you can't understand shit in the other video. I uploaded a sort of highlights clip. Quality still sucks, but I have another video coming soon, just as soon as I can figure o...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:22:00 GMT

Back in Action

After taking a break to raise a family, it is time to hit the road again! Check out showtimes in your town! 
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 18:08:00 GMT