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Scramp

I pity the fool....

About Me

I travel the world in search of giant hot dogs.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Gene and Dean Ween, Fat Elvis, Skinny Elvis, Bootsy Collins, Mr. Rogers

Music:

John Brown's Body, anything Scratch Perry had his hands on, The Pogues, Motorhead, Deke Dickerson, Reverend Horton Heat, Bob Marley, Spice Girls, Ween, John Frusciante, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Funkadelic, Poopshovel, Johnny Cash, Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder, Hanson, King Crimson, Aphex Twin, Milli Vanilli, and thanks to growing up near Cleveland I also like a little bit of Polka every now and then.

Movies:

Snakes on a Plane, Ice Age II, High Fidelity, Anger Management, Star Wars, Talledega Nights

Television:

The Simpsons, anything that's on at the same time as poker tournaments

Books:

Hop on Pop, Go Dog Go, Faust, Yertle the Turtle

Heroes:

Homer Simpson, The Hamburglar, that guy from England who runs around naked at professional sporting events, Ghandi, Mario Lemieux