First of all, NO. The girls on this page are not my playboy bunnies, nor do I care to make you believe so. They're on my page because it's MY matrix. Don't gimme no pill, i'm fine right where i'm at, thanks.I know enough Kung-Fu to rip your tongue out....and lick my balls with it!I judge books by their covers. I swim right after eating. I run with scissors. I leap before I look. I drink straight from the carton and put it right back in the fridge. I eat cereal for dinner and I like the cereal soggy.I'm da bad monnnn. But enough about me. Let's talk about you.If you haven't figured out by now that i'm just kidding, then you need ta loosen up. You're too high strung. Too cynical. Too uptight. Too jaded. Too cool.And finally, if you're gonna put up a picture of you in a bra and panties...at least wear a matching set!
