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Colten

The sunrise fills your eyes

About Me

fuck this, i hate myspace... lets all take some fake pictures that make us look sexy. anywho i like to party with people who dont cause god damn drama... so if your reading this then your on myspace which means you cause drama (besides me cuz im just drunk) so aka fuck off. i work at kfc and wal mart, but fuck wal mart. i used to love that place til i worked there, now i feel like showing up to work w a sawed off shotty. i like to get drunk, but not just drunk... smashed as a mother fucker, and hopefully laid at the same time (fuck you sometimes it does happen haha). i like to go to shows even tho it never happens anymore cuz me and my bum ass friends always procrastinate and then it gets sold out or we have to work. i like sluts, im not gonna lie... every guy does. if some dude says he doesnt then hes just a fuckin liar. i love to sleep, if i could sleep all day and all night and still get paid you could bet your ass this whole thing wouldnt be written. i like to watch movies and listen to music... who the fuck doesnt? i like to snowboard even tho i didnt even go one fuckin time this year. i like my dog emitt, hes a mother fuckin pug and he'll bite your leg off, so dont mess with him. life sucks, but im not gonna be some emo bitch about it, everyone has problems. i wish weed was legal, that would solve alot of problems and i wouldnt be fucked over with the law. oh yeah fuck the police. i want to get a tatoo but im just too much of a pussy to go and get one. i just moved into my own place so ladies.... you know what im talkin about. anywho fuck it, peace and love, ctr, what would jesus do? (he could turn water into wine, dont try to bullshit me) and always look at the positives in life.myspace layouts for Get this layout for your myspace page.

My Interests

Things that are fun... tokin bowls, cruising around at night listening to music, FOOD (im always down to go eat somewhere), being outdoors, snowboarding, going to shows, partying, a cold beer on a hot day, a warm J on a cool night.

I'd like to meet:

pretty much anybody whos not a fuck face. ppl who like to party and not make a big deal of things. CHICKS!!!...horny ones. (and not just horny ones, im not just some mother fucker who wants to fuck you then send you on your way, i want to fuck you then kick it later) haha i really am a nice guy tho, dont take any of the shit ive said on here too seriously cuz i was trashed when i wrote it... fuck the corporate world BIATCH!

Music:

i'll pretty much listen to anything as long as its good, rap and country have to be REAL good. Rock is my favorite. i love alkaline trio, the chili peppers, incubus, system of a down, bullet for my valentine, flogging molly, old school green day, sublime and some other shit.

Movies:

fight club, harold and kumar go to white castle, half baked, dazed and confused, tenacious d in the pick of destiny, caddyshack, dumb and dumber, the butterfly affect, big trouble in little china, idle hands, Monty python and the holy grail.

Television:

The Simpsons, South Park, Family guy, Seinfeld, Still Standing, All of the judge shows "weekdays on FOX", cops, any fun type of sport to watch (not baseball all it does is make me miss the simpsons).

Books:

Kamasutra. haha i dont really read too much, if anyone honestly has a book that is REALLY worth reading... let me know because im down to read a sick ass book.

Heroes:

Anyone who has good intent, or spreads good things. Jesus. People who aren't close minded, and can accept that they arent always right.