CANCELLED VACATION |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFMg8ldDmHQ
Posted by on Sat, 02 May 2009 11:50:00 GMT |
Grandma's don't know everything |
Little Tony was 7 and was staying with his grandmother's for a few days.He'd been playing outside for some time with other kids and then came inside and asked her, "Grandma, what's it called when 2 pe...
Posted by on Sat, 02 May 2009 11:32:00 GMT |
Ventriloquist vs. Blonde |
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas with his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde wom...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:08:00 GMT |
Turpentine vs Holy Water |
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:06:00 GMT |
Cold Skunk |
A married couple was driving home one cold night when the wife asked her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road. She got out to see if it was still alive and it...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:04:00 GMT |
Haircut? |
Haircut A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut? " The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few d...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:48:00 GMT |
Old Biker |
A crusty old biker on a summer ride in the country walks> into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which> reads:> > COLD BEER: $2.00> HAMBURGER: $2.25> CHE...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Feb 2009 08:04:00 GMT |
Normal Friday Night |
Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local> neighbourhood pub. > Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the> bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. >...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 08:06:00 GMT |
Memory Test |
MEMORY TEST!This is NOT a pushover test. There are 20 questions. Average scoreis 12. It will help if you are over 60! This one will be difficultfor the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking! 1. What b...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 08:04:00 GMT |
Gunslinger |
Gunslinger In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy whowanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter inthe world. He practiced every minute of his spare time, but he knewthat h...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 08:01:00 GMT |
