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aLbeRt

If your not wasted, then your day is

My Interests

Music:

Alternative, R&B, Pop

Movies:

A few Good Men, Gone In 60sec, James Bond, Dumb and Dumber, Anti- Trust, She's all that, Scary Movie

Television:

Smallville, The OC, Friends, Will & Grace, Married w/ Children, SportCenter, Punk'd,

Books:

Shit Written by Dean Koonz

My Blog

Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." ...
Posted by aLbeRt on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 08:23:00 PST

Reality Check

What guys want? 1. We don't care if our shoes don't match ourbelt. So don't bother telling us2. If you wear too much Tiffany's jewelry, weautomatically think ...
Posted by aLbeRt on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 10:44:00 PST

What diamonds are for

Women are always searching for things that represent their love for their significant other and they always think they find it in a diamond. Chicks assume that their love will shine and spark forever ...
Posted by aLbeRt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a story nina told me

OK, THIS STORY IS RUDE AND DISGUSTING. BUT IF YOU'RE UP FOR IT, ITS REALLY HILARIOUS. DO NOT READ THIS AFTER EATING, OR IF U HAVE A SENSITIVE STOMACH. OR IF U ARE A VIRGIN. THERE ARE MORE HORRIBLE STO...
Posted by aLbeRt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

did you know

-did you know chocolate has the same chemical that is produced when your in love- now thing like a girl - love equals sex and if chocolate equals love then we can substitute love for chocolate m...
Posted by aLbeRt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

take a test

Carry out this test. Just follow the instructions as quick as possible but do not carry on reading the following questions before you finish the previous one. You do not need to write the answers, j...
Posted by aLbeRt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

some powerful words

A powerful word > > > > >> > The most powerful word? > > >> > > > >> > Well, shit... > > >> > > > >> > Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. > > >> > > > >> ...
Posted by aLbeRt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST