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Hairy Jewâ„¢ Inc.

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Not just offensive to Jews, but hairy people as well. However, our apologies go out to people that are both Jewish and hairy, that must be really rough. Literally.

We have been advised by our lawyer Shit-house not to talk about the script that we are writing. So let's just say we are writing a children's book about the life and times of Elizabeth Báthory. And it will be written entirely in Wingdings font.

Also, we are not ventriloquists. Hairy Guy wanted to put that but I have a feeling it was so he'd have an excuse to shove his hand up my ass. And I'm not falling for that--again.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Canadians who listen to Coldplay. SO WE CAN KILL THEM!

**For the record, Jacquie is the one who has a problem with Canadians. Hairy Guy has nothing against our friends to the north. Except for maybe Michael Cera. But that's only because Michael deleted Hairy Guy from his MySpace friend's list. Also, for the record, both Jacquie and Hairy Guy hate Coldplay. Equally.**

My Blog

This is NOT our first blog.

Seriously.
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 05:40:00 GMT