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my horiscope recently said... SCORPIO(Oct 23-Nov 21) Your flavour is so intense, robust and rich that some people simply can't handle it. It's like fudge-covered, caramel-swirled, pecan-encrusted, 79 per cent cocoa bittersweet triple chocolate ice cream. Others may experience concentrated cravings for exactly that much calorific gorgeousness, but are afraid that if they indulge in something so good, they'll never again be able to settle for the plain old vanilla crap that's more readily available. Your goal is to learn to accurately tell the difference between the lameasses you're too much for and the slightly fearful adventurers, and give the latter the only thing they need to conquer their hesitation: assurances that they can have their fill of you.