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Im Kristian. im honest and i say and do whatever i want. i dont fear and feast on hatred.

I'd like to meet:


Gimme a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries, FOR FREE!perfection with curves and coolpeopleslikemyself

Music:



LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR BAD MUSIC

Movies:

movies to laugh about or ones of the pure awesome variety

Television:

i like when the good stuff is on...........i like cartoons

Books:

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Heroes:

MOTHER!

My Blog

oh how i wish natural selection would get them first

if this were still a barbaric land, and we lived in but a village instead of a city, there are those who would most likely get eaten by lions. sadly, darwinism isnt so sharply edged where those unfit ...
Posted by K × B on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:12:00 PST

yes! one who agrees with me!

..>1awfulby Tyler Munro STAFF (64 Reviews)2007-09-30 | 113 comments | 4076 views..>..>Summary: Soulja Boy takes rap to new lows with this 49 minute suckfest...> The modern rap constituency is, well, ...
Posted by K × B on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 07:56:00 PST

how ’bout some depth for that little soul of yours?

i find myself wanting to grow only a little. just enough to get what i want and live that way forever. with the same low facial hair growth ratio and skin and everything. i dont like the reality that ...
Posted by K × B on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:31:00 PST

in case you feel like asking

my schedule consists ofespanol dos with mckee (is she the fat one?)english 11H  with king (whoever that is)engineering drawing  with coach broady (gotta watch them young guys)magnet artcreat...
Posted by K × B on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 03:40:00 PST

cheeseburgers

somehow we wound up in this place; one part chuckie cheese, two parts awesome toystore; and one part restaurant. when mixed together you get this place i was in, and its open all night i guess because...
Posted by K × B on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:37:00 PST

Dorthy Mantruth, where are your MANners?

a new friend of mine (well, not "new" if you think about it) was having guy trouble and it made me think of how girls just dont get how simple we are. im guessing a good 96 percent of them are blind t...
Posted by K × B on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 01:38:00 PST

whats god doing at MY kitchen table?

first off, theres no chance of me believing in god, or exhibiting anything other than neutrality or apathy towards religion.unless.....jesus, santa claus, and the easter bunny all met up and had a con...
Posted by K × B on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:04:00 PST

have we met before?

hey stranger i know you from somewhere. but since you no longer know me and i no longer know you, and people change a lot, lets just call this our first meeting. -or at least the one that countswe say...
Posted by K × B on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 07:36:00 PST

so i've learned about bitches

-bitches like to drink -bitches like to complain -bitches think you are being a jerk when you aren't kissing their ass as you speak to them -bitches cant quite handle what i like to call "realness" -b...
Posted by K × B on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 08:48:00 PST

sulphide

as i brush my teeth i feel clean and fresh and all those other clean and pleasing adjectives. i like the toothpaste, it is life. i love orange juice. but alas, none of these go together. upon meeting ...
Posted by K × B on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 11:12:00 PST