WE WISH YOU A MERRY MURKA - COMING SOON
Hey I'm Murka the Camel, the Middle easts most famous porn star. I started in the business in 1999 when an agent spotted me out on a walk with my owner. I have filmed movies all over the middle east and am adored by afghans, iraqis, pakis and many other countries around the area. I have had some films of myself with Osama, Saddam, and other prominent world leaders, shall we say, G.Bush? So, if you are fan and have enjoyed any of my pics or movies, feel free to add me!50 short questions Survey!
Sleep with or without clothes on? Oooh definatley Without
Prefer black or blue pens? Kaffirs
Dress up on Halloween? No
Like to travel? Yes I have been everywhere
Like Someone? Yes
Do they know? No
Who sleeps with you every night? Well its always a different person
Think you're attractive? I KNOW i..'m attractive
Want to get married? Been there
To: Bin Laden
Are you a good student? I was
Are you currently happy? Yes very
Have you ever cheated?? Been cheated on? Yes and yes
Birthplace? Kandahar
Christmas or Halloween? None
Colored or black-and-white photo? Colored
Do long distance relationships work? No
Do you believe in astrology? No
Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes
Do you consider yourself the life of the party? Yes
Do you drink? Yes
Do you make fun of people? Yes
Do you think dreams eventually come true? Sure Mine did
Favorite fictional character? The donkey from winnie the pooh - e-ore
Go to the movies or rent? I..'m too bust FILMING MINE
Have you ever moved? Yes
Have you ever stolen anything? Yes
How's the weather right now? Hot
Last time you cut your hair? Never
Last person you talked to on the phone? -
Last time you showered? Never, although I do bath in lakes
Loud or soft music? Soft
Mcdonalds or Burger King? None, they are for kaffirs
Night or day? Night
Number of pillows? 17
Piano or guitar? Piano
Future job? Pornstar
Current job? Pornstar
Current love? Arabs
Current longing? Arabs
Current disappointment? Kaffirs
Current annoyance?
Last thing you ate? Corn seeds
Last thing you bought? -
Most recent thing you are looking forward to? My upcoming film - Murka does Mohammed
What are you hearing right now? Bombs
Plans for the weekend? More filming
What did you do today? Had sex with 20 arabs
Pick a lyric, any lyric or song? Islam
Pick a movie quote? Say Hello to my litte friend
Take this survey | Find more surveysHey everyone watch out for my new film coming to leading xxx stores near you."WE WISH YOU A MERRY MURKA" should be released out later this month :)