Beer, The Simpsons, the works of Kevin Smith, good uses of sarcasim and irony, Dodgers baseball, Lakers basketball (free Kobe!), improving my bass guitar skills (god I suck), finding the equilibrium between screwing around at work and still looking like I'm busy, the five second rule, and trying to find a way to become successful before my high school reunion.
If you're the type of person who can't remember their sibling's birthdays, their own Social Security Number, if they left the stove on, when garbage day is, where they left their keys, or their ATM Pin number...but, you can remember every line from "Clerks", you know the name of the bar on "Three's Company", and you know that Lawrence Fishburn played Cowboy Curtis on Pee Wee's Playhouse, then brutha, I gots to party with you. Bonus if you also get distracted by shiny objects!
Hot Hot Heat, Jet, NWA, Outkast, Nirvana, Dealership, The Strokes, The Neptunes, Alice in Chains, The Get Up Kids, Face to Face, Smashing Pumpkins/Zwan, Snoop Dog (the Suge Knight years), AC/DC, Led Zepellin, LL Cool J, The Smiths, The Foo Fighters, and so forth.
Glenn Gary Glennross, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, anything directed by Kevin Smith, The Thing (the John Carpenter version), Good Fellas, Casino, Pirates of the Caribbean, American Pimp, High Fidelity, Swingers, Recess: School's Out, and just about any cheesy, grainy horror movie from the 70's and 80's.
The Simpsons, The Family Guy, Monster Garage, American Chopper, Almost True Tales
Me Talk Pretty One Day, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, Nightmares & Dreamscapes, Four Past Midnight, Different Seasons, Winning Video Poker, The New York Bartender's Guide, just about anything by Michael Crichton.