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melcher

Only the good die young

About Me

I'm tall, I'm thin, I drink too much and I'm proud to be a nerd. I'm lucky enough to be dating a wonderful girl who puts up with my eccentricities and treats me better than I deserve. Chances are, if I meet you, you're either gonna hate my guts and wish I was dead or you're gonna love me to pieces.

My Interests

Punk rock, drinking, fighting, womanizing, Molly, listening to terrible music, grilling, fighting with my wife, neglecting my kids, wasting my time on ridiculous bids, coffee.

I'd like to meet:

Skins, punx, scum, outcasts, outsiders, outlaws, gangsters, thugs, skaters, misfits, skunx, losers, blues kids, hooligans, ruffians, shit disturbers, drunken poets, jailhouse rockers, hobos, hippies, junkies, rude boys, con men, warlords... anyone really. Not you though... I don't like the cut of your jib... whatever that means.

Music:

Rancid, Blood for Blood, Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards, Sublime, Motörhead, Pennywise, Horrorpops, The Casualties, Social Distortion, Jack DeKeyzer, the Nerve Agents, F Minus, Stray Cats, the Dropkick Murphys, Flatfoot 56, The Street Dogs, The Transplants, State of Emergency, Led Zeppelin, Billy Joel, The Band, Black Sabbath, Westbound Train, Arlo Guthrie,Ani Difranco, the Blues Brothers, Jimie Vaughan, Dr. John, Children of Bodom, Rush, The Specials, Roger Miret and the Disasters, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles, Howling Wolf, B.B. King, Muddy Waters, Gary Moore, Tom Waits, Johnny Cash and anything with Zakk Wylde on guitar.

Movies:

Animal House, Blues Brothers, fear and loathing in las vegas, Van Wilder, Slackers, Reservoir Dogs, Ghostbusters, Robin Williams Live, Snakes on a Plane, The Mask, Duck Soup and anything by Mel Brooks.

Television:

The punk show, Kids in the Hall, Family Guy, Undergrads, Clone High

Books:

Walden by Henry David Thoreau, Ishmael by Daniel Quinn, Cash by Johnny Cash, Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson,

Heroes:

Jackie Green, Matt Freeman, John Belushi, Lars Frederiksen, Spun, Irish, Carl Young, Flea, Garfield, Billy Sheehan, Jaco Pastorius, James Jamerson, Victor Wooten, Kurt Vonnegut, Ani Difranco, Gene Wilder.

My Blog

Late Breaking News!

Ok, so here it is folks... the news that we've all been waiting desperately to hear... yes, it is now official... Pluto is NOT a planet anymore.  Yes, that's right, it is no longer a planet. ...
Posted by melcher on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 03:42:00 PST

If the world was like myspace...

continuing on with my myspace bashing... You'd have a friend named Tom creepily following you around giving you bad news constantly.At nights when you are asleep you would get people running in your r...
Posted by melcher on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:20:00 PST

Chef Brian says...

Go to http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/archives.php and search "Chef Brian" trust me, you may never laugh this hard again...
Posted by melcher on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 06:08:00 PST

10 rules of myspace

1. To the people who have like 25,098 friend's, are you serious? Nobody in this universe has that many friends...you're stupid. Go kill yourself2. If people are ugly, stop saying you're jealous of the...
Posted by melcher on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 02:15:00 PST

new band and jess bennet

so i just got in from jamming with rory, spun, baily and my good buddy austin... wow... after red rocket kicked me out i didnt do anything with music for a while, and now im pumped as shit... each of ...
Posted by melcher on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 07:00:00 PST

drexlers, markham and give em the boot...

ok, so heres the story... first of all, i went to drexlers the other night... which was ridiculous... between the mockery of drexler's love of tomatoes, megan bring us a shitload of food and al being ...
Posted by melcher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST