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I'm a 26 year old female. I like music, movies, art, books, theater, SCA.
I don't like going to the mall. My family should all be locked away in a psych ward. I spend 2 weeks almost every august dressing up like I'm from the middle ages. I like to play games-especially cards. I hate the way most people treat their children. I don't wanna grow up. I chain smoke sometimes. Black leather makes me smile.
What it is: Lust is an inordinate craving for the
pleasures of the body. Why you do it: Oh, please. Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be
smothered in fire and brimstone. Not kisses. Associated symbols & suchlike: Lust is linked with
the cow and the color blue
.:What 7 Deadly Sin Are You?:. {beautiful pix}
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You Are Half Baked Ice Cream
In reality, you're just a quarter baked What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?
Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Cruel Intentions
"I'm the only girl you can't have, and it kills you." What Famous Movie Kiss Are You?

My Interests

Pure Romance!! Put the 'O' back in romance!Too busy to come to a party? Too busy to have your own party? Just enjoy the convenience of buying online?My website is now open. All you need to do to access it is go to www.pureromance.com - click on Shop Online - scroll down to use your favorite consultant - Put WV for state and look for my name Crystal Yocum. It's easy as that!!!From there you can take a look at all of our products online and order by credit or debit card!!The first 5 orders on the website will get a $5 gift certificate to use on their next order!!All orders will be shipped directly to your home in discreet packaging, within 7-10 business days!!Thanks!

I'd like to meet:

old friends.... new friends.... people who can keep up in a conversation.... open minded people.... beauty.... Johnny Depp (he's here, right???).... people with similar interests.... SCAdians.... anyone who's interesting.

Music:

NiN, Tool, APC, Green Day, Tom Petty, Styx, Marilyn Manson, The Greens, My Chemical Romance, Buzz Poets, Pink Floyd, Dave Matthews Band, Smashing Pumpkins, Stone Temple Pilots, Bare Naked Ladies, Alanis Morrisette, Lords of Acid, Eagles, the Doors, Aerosmith, CCR, Stained, Steve Miller Band, Blind Melon, Sublime, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Weird Al, Queen, Bob Seger, Eric Clapton, Bush, Foo Fighters, Everclear, The Offspring, etc...

Movies:

Pirates of the Carribean, Equilibrium, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, RHPS, Blow, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Monster, It, Chocolat, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Breakfast Club, 10 Things I Hate About You, the Gift, Benny and Joon, Truth About Cats and Dogs, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Edward Scissorhands, Big Fish, Lemony Snickett's A Series of Unfortunate Events, the Aviator, Napoleon Dynamite, Finding Nemo, Shawshank Redemption, Ghost World, Party Monster, Thirteen, Interview with a Vampire, etc.

Television:

Adult Swim, CSI, stuff on the History channel and Comedy Central.

Books:

Stephen King, Anne Rice, V.C. Andrews, James Paterson, Jude Deveroux, Dean Koontz, Erma Bombeck, Ira Levin, Amy Tan, etc.

Heroes:

Bob the Wonder Weasel

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I miss you more every day....

Melissa Ann Ashton It's been 7 very long years today since we lost you.... I still think about you every day. I hope you're at peace....
Posted by Miss Understood on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:47:00 PST

Need to put the 'O' back in the bedroom?

Too busy to come to a party?Too busy to have your own party?Just enjoy the convenience of buying online?My website is now open. All you need to do to access it is go to www.pureromance.com -> click on...
Posted by Miss Understood on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 05:11:00 PST

Pennsic insanity!

OMG!! I was reading a friend's blog and realized that there is only a little over a week till Pennsic (for those unfamiliar it's where 20,000 crazy fun people get together to recreate the middle...
Posted by Miss Understood on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 05:35:00 PST

Advice

Sorry I haven't blogged for a while. Life has been crazy. I wanna say that I'm so completely hurt by certain events in life. I've also decided to not give friends anymore advice. This was something I...
Posted by Miss Understood on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:23:00 PST

Warped thoughts for today...

Wouldn't it be fun to be a cat? They have the life... we pamper them... feed them... pet them... give them a nice home and they get to sleep whenever they want. And just for fun they get to torture an...
Posted by Miss Understood on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 11:17:00 PST

Life as I know it...

Somedays I do things that scare the living hell out of myself. I know everything will be ok, but life is just too scary for words sometimes. Maybe I'm already having my mid-life crisis... LoL I want...
Posted by Miss Understood on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 11:13:00 PST

The forcast for today...

So much is going on right now. I feel like I'm caught up in a tornado or something, and just when I'm thinking everything's O.K. and going to blow over, something new jumps in and throws it into high ...
Posted by Miss Understood on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 02:01:00 PST

A story I'm playing around with- part 1

The gravel road jolted and bounced Keira around in her seat. They had been cruising around for a while in Victor's old truck, before he pulled onto a road going to the shore. Neither of the two ...
Posted by Miss Understood on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 11:45:00 PST

Trials and tribulations of turkey day...

I've been watching alot of Food network lately. It's got me all psyched for thanksgiving food. Mmmm... turkey and mashed potatoes and gravy and rolls and green bean cassarole and all the rest. Well, e...
Posted by Miss Understood on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 12:03:00 PST

What did I do to deserve all this?

Where to begin?? The last couple of weeks have been virtual hell. First I lose my job. Not my fault, they let me go because they couldn't find another...
Posted by Miss Understood on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 02:50:00 PST