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Tim

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I have this here mostly for keeping in the loop with friends, not for anything exciting or whatever.
But real quick: By day, a sleeper.
By night, a writer, public speaker, and host of The Stone Pigeon at Breaking New Grounds in Portsmouth, NH. Also, very involved in the Seacoast Poetry/Spoken Word scene and a member of the poetry troupe " Blood on the Floor ".
By later at night, I work as a Night Manager and Auditor at a historical hotel.
I think that's it for now...

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm mostly here to keep up with friends (you know... the real life kind), but meeting friends of friends is always cool too.

PLEASE NOTE:
If you ask to friend me randomly, I'll probably consider it spam unless I know you in some way, so send me a message if I should know you.

I understand that if you're a robut, this probably won't matter to you... but at least I tried.

My Blog

The end of 30/30

Pants-Down ShowdownThe security guardat the Baltimore airporthas his pants downat the men's room sink.One should not ask why,or what led to this happening.There is no reason thatwill do the image just...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 11:53:00 GMT

2nd-to-last 3 poems from 30/30

Spiders Need Love, TooMaybe you only know about her from the movies,but Spider-Man, Peter Parker, has been marriedto Mary Jane in the comics since the year 1987.Spider-Man, true to the Marvel Comics m...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:28:00 GMT

22-24 of the 30/30 Challenge

Two more posts like this, and we're home!---Government RateThe coolest guests I ever had at my hotelwere 15 soldiers from the British Air Force.The fog was too thick at Pease for their planeto take th...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 23:11:00 GMT

19-21 of the 30/30 Challenge

Not to BeeI hereby confess that I havea near-crippling fear of bees.I don't know where it comes from.I've never been stung, so there'sno fear from experience, but Ialways really hated needlesand bees ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:29:00 GMT

16-18 of the 30/30 Challenge

C = The Speed of Light, Plus the Dark KnightBefore becoming a great scientist,Einstein worked as a patent clerk.In College, he regularly skipped class.He even though about changing his majorand sellin...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 23:42:00 GMT

Three more 30/30 poems means we’re halfway there!

It Was a Terrible PlanPaul told some tall tales, but when he saidhe heard from a kid that heard from a kidthat a man was living in the woods on the hill,and he had chased people off with a shotgun,we ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 03:04:00 GMT

The latest three from 30/30

668: The Neighbor of the BeastI don't know what's for all this farkakteh talk about Damien.He was such a good boy!  And you people have to say these things!So what if it's a little warmer around ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 03:33:00 GMT

Yet another three 30/30 poems

Keno with BettyWe're at Haverhill Crossings senior living center, drawn not just by the promise of custom omelets, but in support of Memere visiting her soon-to-be home. She chose it herself, having l...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:45:00 GMT

Three more from 30/30

Zombie Eat Brains, but Not Even Zombie Can Swallow this InjusticeI am a Zombie American,and I am here to speak outagainst the stereotypes.I consider myself a gourmet,but in this country I can't even t...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 00:22:00 GMT

Damn it. Everyone else is posting their 30/30 poems here?

I've been putting them on Facebook.  But seeing as how I've actually been logging in here to check out other people's poems for the 30/30 challenge, I should probably put them up here, too.Three ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:48:00 GMT