Concerts, Bartending, Snowboarding, Beer Pong, Beer, Movies, Music, Beer, Meeting New People, Gears of War, and Beer
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pepper, OAR, 311, taproot, chevelle, fear factory, mudvayne, killswitch, static x, dane cook, mitch headberg, Daniel Tosh, tom petty, dave matthews, Inucbus, dispatch, Pm5K, dope, the doors, oasis, transport league, the killers, G love, STP, NIN, Jack Johnson, Pulse Ultra, System of a down, CCR, MSI, Gorillaz, Blur, Rage, Soundgarden, Lit, Slipknot, Hatebreed, From Zero, Nonpoint, Sevendust, Donavan Frankenreiter, Deftones, 30 Seconds to Mars, Audioslave, Bloodhound Gang, Bush, Institute, Hoobastank, Weezer, The Urge, Sublime, Tonic, Soilwork, Reel Big Fish, Lost Prophets...and a lot more
Fight Club, Seven, Momento, Donnie Darko, Trainspotting, The Crow, Requiem for a dream, Snatch, Lock stock and two smoking barrels, American History X, Spun, Hostage, Poolhall Junkies, Shade, Rounders, The matrix, The Cell, Dawn of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Resident Evil, Kill Bill, Boondock Saints, Reservior Dogs, 4 Rooms, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, Casino, Gross Point Blank, Saving Silverman, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Super Troopers, Club Dread, White Noise, Harold and Kumar, Office Space, The Rules of Attractions, Bourne Identity, Devils Advocate, Rushmore, Death to Smoochy, American Psycho, Swingers, 25th Hour, Empire Records, Swordfish, Dazed and Confused, Fear and Loathing, Team America, Shaun of the Dean, The Life Aquatic, Dodge Ball, Sideways, Bad Santa, Road Trip, Eurotrip, Anchorman, Butterfly Effect, I Robot, Run Ronnie Run, Finding Nemo, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Invader Zim, 40 year old virgin, Waiting, Saw, Saw II, The Island
I am the last barman poet. I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make. Americans getting stinking on something I stir or shake. The sex on the beach. The schnapps made from peach. The velvet hammer, the alabama slammer. I make things with juice and froth, the pink squirrel. The 3 toed sloth. I make drinks so sweat and snazzy. The iced tea, the kamakazi. The orgasm. The death spasm. The singapore sling, the dingaling. America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got. But if you want to get loaded. Why dont you just order a shot....bar's open