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Sleepy-time Adamn

Be a bad muthafucka! Here ya go!

About Me


I'm a guy. I love, I live, and I really like food. I have some bitchin' friends, the best a guy could ask for. I'm a romantic, hopelessly so. Conversely, sometimes, I just need to get laid. Clint Eastwood is my hero. Instrumental music is way better than music with lyrics. I hate idiots. I hate politics. I love cheesecake. I love coffee. I've made some big mistakes in my life, through action or inaction. I've lived through all of them, so it's all good. I want to be a pirate, yargh. Uma Thurman is a goddess. I smoke, I drink, but not excessively. Nothing beats a good glass of wine. Except maybe a good rum and coke. I love to snuggle, go ahead, laugh. But I do. Sex is overrated. Don't get me wrong. It's awesome, but definitely overrated. The Dark Tower owns my soul, and probably yours too. Snickerdoodles is my favorite kind of cookie ever. I'm not everything I want to be. I'm too intelligent for my own good. I'm also slightly arrogant, but not really. Been told I'm a nice guy, which I find to be more of a curse than anything. I need to learn to be meaner. more mean. whatever. Coke Pepsi. And more stuff... I dunno, you want to know more about me, just ask. :)Oh, and if I was a giant robot, I'd be this guy. Hell yes!
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My Interests



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I'd like to meet:

Satan, then I'd punch him in the face for being such a jackass.oh, and Coach Winnfield.

Music:

Anything that takes over my soul.

Movies:

::insert plethora of movie titles here later::

Television:

Cartoon Network and the Science Channel... and Food Network... mmm... Rachel Ray... and that italian chick... and Alton Brown... err, uhh, yeah he's pretty cool.

Books:

The Dune Series, The Dark Tower Series, The Elric Saga, The Legend of Huma, Of Mice and Men, The Science of God, The House of Leaves... Those are the ones that mean most to me.

Heroes:

1)God. He's the man. You don't fuck with the man. 2) Clint Eastwood. He's the man. He'd give God a run for his money. 3) Batman. Only marginally less the man than God and Clint Eastwood. 4) Zach. Most bitchin'est motherfucker I know. 'Nuff said.

My Blog

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I know I haven't posted in a while... I never can get used to translating my feelings into words, mostly because they never quite seem to come out the way I would like them to. I'm lost. I'm unhappy. ...
Posted by Sleepy-time Adamn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

6 rum and cokes and 50 bucks later

HA! man, I'm kinda sorta pretty feelin  good at this time. I had an excellent night at puleos grill, followed by some fun over at buffalo wild wings with some cool people. wish I had made an effo...
Posted by Sleepy-time Adamn on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:27:00 PST

*sigh* wth man.. no really, just wth.

my brother is fucking around with shit he shouldn't fuck around with again. It has me seriously pissed. I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do. Well, I know what I'm going to do right ...
Posted by Sleepy-time Adamn on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:05:00 PST

This Hallway is dark...

feh... dude I tell ya, I've been incredibly lonely here lately. just like, I mean damn. I try and fill my day with... stuff, I guess. I dunno, I guess I'm just in a funk. It's like, I have three frien...
Posted by Sleepy-time Adamn on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:54:00 PST

One of the quickest ways to make me hate you.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=192225 If you haven't seen it, it's a fucked up video of a dad scaring the fuck out of his kid. And not in a funny ha-ha way. In a severely fucked up kind...
Posted by Sleepy-time Adamn on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:03:00 PST

America, fuck yeah!

and I quote"... if you think America is fucking awesome, and you ever stop thinking America is so awesome ... start thinking America is awesome again."'nuff said motherfuckers! START RECO'NIZIN'!...
Posted by Sleepy-time Adamn on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 12:00:00 PST

MOTHERFUCKING GRRRR!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK I HATE BEING TWENTYTHREE!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! Alright, so, after I wrote my last blog, I went to sleep, because my day had sucked severely and I just wanted to pass out and be do...
Posted by Sleepy-time Adamn on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 05:59:00 PST

FUCKING FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!! >=| >=( >=O

FOR FUCKS SAKE I swear to god I'd give everything for the chance to fuckin' punch someone in the throat right now. So check this shit out. Last night work was cool. Fuck yeah it was man, I got to...
Posted by Sleepy-time Adamn on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:40:00 PST

Wooo!

Four thousand page views! I'm starting to get an ego about this. You guys are starting to make me think that all my ramblings are worth reading. :P I -Adamn
Posted by Sleepy-time Adamn on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 04:34:00 PST

Analogies and Metaphors

Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found inhigh school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement ...
Posted by Sleepy-time Adamn on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:31:00 PST