What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction. -Chuck Palahniuk
My name is Tiffany
-Purple is my favorite color.
-Ice cream is my favorite food.
-I'm allergic to pain killers so I deal with my pain like a man.
-I'm also allergic to shell fish.
-But I'm vegetarian so that doesn't matter.
-I despise hangers.
-I own a TON of T-shirts, but hardly wear them anymore.
-I have sudden outbursts.
-Apparently, I look really pissed off when I'm not paying attention.
-My eye lashes are pretty long.
-I lost my last baby tooth 1/21/08.
-My birthday is November 25th 1990.
-I am the 2nd youngest person in the class of 2008.
-I rarely sit with both feet on the ground.
-I hate listening to people eat when everything is quiet. Especially soup.
-My immune system really sucks.
-I have chronic nosebleeds.
-I am such a dork.
-I can hyper-extend my elbows on command.
-I hog the covers.
-I get cold easy.
-My hands are usually freezing.
-I hate cold and winter.
-I have permanent goosebumps on my legs.
-I have a bad ankle.
-I tend to break things.
-However I have never broken a bone or gotten stitches. Yet.
-I am accident prone.
-I bruise easy.
-Good grammar is a turn on.
-I have mild dyslexia.
-I have a slight speech impediment.
-(We re-weave rips.)
-Sometimes I stutter.
-"It's not a speech impediment, it's suspense!"
-I have a very sarcastic and dry sense of humor.
-My mood changes fast.
-I'm feisty.
-I hate when people honk their car horn.
-I scare easy.
-I am afraid of the dark.
-And of thunderstorms.
-My parents live in Florida.
-I am stubborn. Really Stubborn.
-I can't express myself with out tearing up.
-I don't like nosy people.
-The whole playing hard to get thing doesn't work for me. Show me how you feel.
-I'm sensitive.
-I wish I could speak up for myself.
-I cannot pull off funny faces.
-I bottle up my emotions until I burst.
-I'm more of a bro than a hoe.
-Rejecting people is hard.
-I'm extremely impatient.
-I will always love newt.
-and let's face it, I'm maternal.
