I rule. So much so you should buy me a beer for the spectacular display of Ruleosity. I play guitar....loudly. You need to give me 10 bucks. I drink Beer. I like explosions n stuff. I'm old enough to be your Daddy, look better than your boyfriend, and can still Whip Ass.
Road Dog from birth. Just got bought me a brand spanking new townhouse in Brentwood. Just got moved in and getting settled. The party is coming up soon.
Anyway, Dad was in the Air Force and we traveled around when I was a kid. Went to High School in Caledonia, MS - what a drag. Bailed after a year of college at Mississippi State University and went on the road playing guitar. I've been a florist (?), bartender, professional musician, screen printer, manager, Soldier, toilet seat maker (!?!) car salesman, computer geek, recording studio engineer, and now am a Computer Geek and Soldier combined.
Been to 23 different states (working on all of them), Germany, Ireland, France, Austria, and Panama. So I kinda like to travel.
Love music. Back in the big hair 80's I was a long haired Rock God - played loud, drank beer, banged chicks 24/7. That, my friends, is a hellava way to make a living. Got tired of living in a bus with 4 other guys, so I bailed and tried the family thing. That didn't work out too well, but I've got two kick ass kids now.
My son Bobby is in the Air Force. He's a Stud. He's a Crew Chief on F16s - SWEET! He's playing in Korea right now. He puts my name on bombs that get dropped on ragheads. This is his selection for me....
Well Dad, I figured the AIM-120A with WDU-33/B blast-fragmentation, would be a good bet. This High Explosive, High performance, Air-to-Air Rocket weighs in at only 50 pounds, and has a range of 65 miles. At just over $350,000, this puppy exceedes Mach 4 before completely annihilating its target. I would Proudly place your name upon one of these beauties next time we send one to Iraq.
My daughter Jessica was going to Auburn University. She rocks. She tries to hook me up with hot college chicks. No luck yet, but I'm still taking applications. She's was White Water Rafting Guide this past summer - yeah, told you she Rocks. She's doing some more school shit this fall. Going to be going to the University of the Arts in North Carolina. She pierced her nipple...Bet that shit hurt. And she's got a tat of a dude pushing a lawn mower over her patch-o-fuzz -- that shit's funny.
Love to cook - I am the Grill Master, no matter what Tom sez. You must use charcoal to be a true Grill Master. But I must give him his props - he can cook up some mean meat on the Gas Thing. And...truth be told...I think I'm gonna break down and get me a Gas Thing. Damn. I'm never gonna hear the end of it.
Do some audio work in a Music Studio/Production facility in Brentwood, TN. It's a pretty sweet gig - I listen to music and get paid for it.
Like to hang out with friends. Not a big club goer. Prefer Pubs where you can drink a few pints and throw some darts and carry on a questionable conversation.
Plus, I might run into my kids in the clubs - then they'd try to make me buy them a beer. Of course....I could make them buy ME a beer. That's always good - free beer.And I'm worth $2,805,000 on humanforsale.com