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About Me

I rule. So much so you should buy me a beer for the spectacular display of Ruleosity. I play guitar....loudly. You need to give me 10 bucks. I drink Beer. I like explosions n stuff. I'm old enough to be your Daddy, look better than your boyfriend, and can still Whip Ass.

Road Dog from birth. Just got bought me a brand spanking new townhouse in Brentwood. Just got moved in and getting settled. The party is coming up soon.

Anyway, Dad was in the Air Force and we traveled around when I was a kid. Went to High School in Caledonia, MS - what a drag. Bailed after a year of college at Mississippi State University and went on the road playing guitar. I've been a florist (?), bartender, professional musician, screen printer, manager, Soldier, toilet seat maker (!?!) car salesman, computer geek, recording studio engineer, and now am a Computer Geek and Soldier combined.

Been to 23 different states (working on all of them), Germany, Ireland, France, Austria, and Panama. So I kinda like to travel.

Love music. Back in the big hair 80's I was a long haired Rock God - played loud, drank beer, banged chicks 24/7. That, my friends, is a hellava way to make a living. Got tired of living in a bus with 4 other guys, so I bailed and tried the family thing. That didn't work out too well, but I've got two kick ass kids now.

My son Bobby is in the Air Force. He's a Stud. He's a Crew Chief on F16s - SWEET! He's playing in Korea right now. He puts my name on bombs that get dropped on ragheads. This is his selection for me....

Well Dad, I figured the AIM-120A with WDU-33/B blast-fragmentation, would be a good bet. This High Explosive, High performance, Air-to-Air Rocket weighs in at only 50 pounds, and has a range of 65 miles. At just over $350,000, this puppy exceedes Mach 4 before completely annihilating its target. I would Proudly place your name upon one of these beauties next time we send one to Iraq.

My daughter Jessica was going to Auburn University. She rocks. She tries to hook me up with hot college chicks. No luck yet, but I'm still taking applications. She's was White Water Rafting Guide this past summer - yeah, told you she Rocks. She's doing some more school shit this fall. Going to be going to the University of the Arts in North Carolina. She pierced her nipple...Bet that shit hurt. And she's got a tat of a dude pushing a lawn mower over her patch-o-fuzz -- that shit's funny.

Love to cook - I am the Grill Master, no matter what Tom sez. You must use charcoal to be a true Grill Master. But I must give him his props - he can cook up some mean meat on the Gas Thing. And...truth be told...I think I'm gonna break down and get me a Gas Thing. Damn. I'm never gonna hear the end of it.

Do some audio work in a Music Studio/Production facility in Brentwood, TN. It's a pretty sweet gig - I listen to music and get paid for it.

Like to hang out with friends. Not a big club goer. Prefer Pubs where you can drink a few pints and throw some darts and carry on a questionable conversation.

Plus, I might run into my kids in the clubs - then they'd try to make me buy them a beer. Of course....I could make them buy ME a beer. That's always good - free beer.
And I'm worth $2,805,000 on humanforsale.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ted Nugent. Hot Chicks. Money. The guy who makes NewCastle Brown Ale. Hot Chicks with money that know Ted Nugent and like to drink beer.

I have a question...If money can't buy love, can I just save my fuckin money?

My Blog

Raftapolooza

So yeah...Jess is being a River Guide this Summer.  So I went to check it out.  I get there just in time to hop on the bus for the afternoon trip in Jessica's boat.  She stayed sideways...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:50:00 GMT

New Slang

1. AUSSIE KISSSimilar to a French Kiss, but given down under.2. BEER COATThe invisible but warm coat worn when walking home drunk at 3 in the morning.3. BEER COMPASSThe invisible device...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 18:12:00 GMT

Veterans

A Veteran - whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve - is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount o...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 19:03:00 GMT

Firearms Refresher

1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.  2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.   3. Colt: The original point and click interface.   4...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 17:10:00 GMT

Police Junk

These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: #16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 16:10:00 GMT

The Beer Drinker's Dictionary

A collection of terms that every beer drinker should know. Bait-and-switch - When an attractive person invites you to his or her table then steers you to a less attractive friend.Barley sandwich - Be...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 08:01:00 GMT

Men Rules

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 08:06:00 GMT

Wicked Cool Video

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5503582578132361295 &q=animusic
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 18:03:00 GMT

The Rules

1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.3. Have a plan.4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.5. Be polite. Be prof...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 17:06:00 GMT