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Nick [Legal As an Eagle]

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About Me

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The name's Nick Austin. My mission, should I choose to accept, is to be 17 years, finish my 4 years at Florida State University, and get a good ass job. Actually, all I HAVE to do in this life is stay black, die, and piss off as many people as I possibly can on the way to hell. By the way, your fly's down....made ya look! Are u pissed yet? I may not be at my good life just yet, but I'm pretty DAMN close. I thank everyone on my long list of friends: close and distant, I love yo ass. Look me up on facebook, and hit me up on AIM - Nick4853. This is the official H.N.I.C. saying "George Bush does care about black people, he's got a share in KFC stock and he'd lose millions without us!"

My Interests

basketball, WoW, XBOX 360, drawing, rapping, and watching TV.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that can legitimately make me smile by just being around. You don't have to be a stand up comedian. All you have to be is a positive person and, most of all, just be yourself. That's who I'd like to meet.

Music:

Eminem, Young Hoppa, 50 Cent, Snoop Dogg, Tupac, etc..

Movies:

comedies

Television:

Comedy Central, Cartoon Network, Nick, Disney, and CINEMAX after dark (Oh yeeeeeah)

Books:

Stephen King, Harry Potter Books and the occasional porno mag...i mean...dictionary.

Heroes:

My loving parents, God, and everyone else that has had a positive effect on my life and future success

My Blog

Envisioned Reality - Poem

Envisioned Reality by Nick AustinThis is the fiddle that plays and plays.It strums its notes for days and days.I'll tune it out somehow some way.And finally send my pain away.This is the child that fe...
Posted by Nick [Legal As an Eagle] on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:29:00 PST

Girl

Girl by Nick AustinI met a fine girl, not too long ago.She was not a whore, or a slut, or a skank, or a ho.She had no kids and her credit was great.Around her I could not express any form of hate.Her ...
Posted by Nick [Legal As an Eagle] on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:18:00 PST

12 Days of Parole

Twelve Days of Parole by Nick AustinOn the 12th day of parole, my baby mama gave to me:Twelve bootleg moviesEleven false arrestsTen stolen carsNine bullet woundsEight lap dancesSeven childrenSix STD's...
Posted by Nick [Legal As an Eagle] on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 04:30:00 PST

With Out

With Out by Nick AustinA rose without thorns, is like pop without corn.Its like bull without horn, and death without mourn.A beat without box, or hip without hop.Soda without pop, or crime with out co...
Posted by Nick [Legal As an Eagle] on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 11:08:00 PST

Life the Show Poem

Life: The Show by Nick AustinSometimes I feel like I'm living in a show.All I need for entertainment is to look out my window.I find it hard to believe that this is the view for which I paid.Life must...
Posted by Nick [Legal As an Eagle] on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:32:00 PST

Kodak Moment

Kodak Moment by Nick AustinLife is today's discussion subject.Yeah, its good, but it's not picture perfect.It's filled with crime and guess what? We're suspects.So you better show policeman respect.Wi...
Posted by Nick [Legal As an Eagle] on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 01:02:00 PST

Tig Ass Bitties!!!

Tig Ass Bitties by Nick AustinOh my god! Oh my god! How ever do you walk?Those things must block your mouth, how ever do you talk?I could sleep in those pillows all day and night long.I'm guessing Dou...
Posted by Nick [Legal As an Eagle] on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 03:15:00 PST

Poem for my Xena Bena

Warrior Princess by Nick AustinOh, Warrior Princess. How do you wield that sword so well?How did you find such tight-fitting armor. Its something I can't tell.You've fought plenty of sharks without ev...
Posted by Nick [Legal As an Eagle] on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:47:00 PST

Another poem by yours truly

Tired by Nick AustinSometimes I feel like I'm just way too tired.Everyday is hell and I'm just way too fired.The number one desire is to just be desired.I need a job at an auto shop so I can be retire...
Posted by Nick [Legal As an Eagle] on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:29:00 PST

A Small Town Felon

A Small Town Felon by Nick AustinJust a small town felon in a big city jail.I ain't getting no parole, and I'm too poor for bail.I got no kin so nobody will miss me.All i got in this world is my name ...
Posted by Nick [Legal As an Eagle] on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 04:02:00 PST