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About Me

I live by "Caveman Rules". I am the throat for the PA Metal Band Fatal Corruption . To fully encapsulate the essence of me in a few sentences would be like trying to shove 300 kilos of cocaine up your ass and then get on a bus filled with junkies and police dogs. I'm betting it won't work. So instead of reading about who I say I am (I've been known to lie in the past...), try finding out for your self. I can assure you it will be an enriching and fulfilling experience you will not soon forget. nnnnnn, Fuck the bozo's!

My Interests

I likes the following in no discernable order: - My wife (esp. her naughty bits)- MIDGET PORN!!!!-Guitar (no matter how bad I am)-Musak (esp. but not limited to metal, classic rock, punk, hard rock, blues, old skool rap, pretty much anything but country)-Video games-Weaponry of all flavors (esp. but not limited to guns, knives, explosives, body parts, psychological warfare, caveman rules, and tickling)-Electronics of all race religion and creeds(gadgets are fun)-Aminals(I have 4 dogs {Sandi, Zoe, Liberty, and Whiskee (all-F)} 2 Turtles {Toco (M) and Sepulturtle (F)} 1 Ball Python {Sindel (F)} 1 Hamster {Pikachu (M)} and many Fish who I'm not alowed to feed to the rest of the brood)-Motorcycles, I have a 2008 Yamaha FZ6, alarmed, Two brothers exhaust and fender eliminator, k&n filter, POwer commander, Speedo Healer, and all around bad mo-fo!2002 Suzuki GS500k2 tweaked by myself and the Roee Monster (V&H SS exhaust, Stage 3 jetting, K&N intake, Kitana 600 rear shock, Flush mount rear signals, blue led gauges, led tail light bulbs, cut off the rear fender, and some day, handlebar tassels)- I've alway been a big fan of blowing my load by whatever means neccessary-Hostility- Whatnot

I'd like to meet:

I'll talk to anyone... for a little while. If i can argue with you on meaningless subject matter, I'll talk longer. If you're just looking for someone to be a filler for the meaningless popularity contest you call your stable of friends, I am forced to direct you to this handy instructional pamphlet...

Music:

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Movies:

"Life does not start and stop at you convenience you miserable piece, of, shit!!!"..

Television:

[ADULT SWIM], Scrubs, Law and Order SVU, SportsCenter, MXC...

Books:

Hunter S. Thompson, Zen Guitar, Robert A Heinlein, Douglas Adams, Anton Szandor LaVey...
Effects Of Drugs And Alcohol On Spider Webs

Heroes:

A hero is someone who understands the responsibility that comes with his freedom. Bob Dylan When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. ~ Stephen Roberts..

My Blog

Bono That Evil Prick!!!

At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total sil...
Posted by the eRc on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 07:21:00 PST

Moto - Red Razr : read this, don't, I give not a shit (SPOILER : RANT ENCLOSED)

So, kanye west wants me to buy a red razr to help fight aids in Africa... No. I am all for ending disease, esp. ones in which are as lethal as aids, but this is a fairley weak ploy to sell a jun...
Posted by the eRc on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:31:00 PST

86 Rules of the Bar

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.2. Always toast before doing a shot.3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.4. Change y...
Posted by the eRc on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 05:17:00 PST

Chuck updated

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the...
Posted by the eRc on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 09:06:00 PST

Decisions, decisions...

I've officialy decided I need to seriously, and graphicly injure myself in the very near future, I want a good gory picture to be on my myspace profile, any suggestions will be taken into co...
Posted by the eRc on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 01:13:00 PST

Don't Fuck With Chuck (Norris)!!!!!

Why Chuck Norris is so AWESOME!!! Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. M...
Posted by the eRc on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 01:43:00 PST

"lay-brit"

¿Hola, como est, mi amigos? Just a bit of an update from the world of the eRc. Last night I upped my body modification factor a bit with the addition of a new left side mouth drain hole.&n...
Posted by the eRc on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 04:09:00 PST

NINE INCH FUCKING NAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, this is how i spent my saturday night. Press box seats, dead center stage view, beautiful!! Awesome show, the end!!
Posted by the eRc on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 08:26:00 PST

Change...

Things change... people change - times change moods change - the weather changes it's the nature of the beast everything in this world changes it's inevitable; change is inherent it cannot be stopped ...
Posted by the eRc on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 08:59:00 PST

It's about time!!!!

I know, I know! To all my fans out there who have been waiting for their eRc report, i apologize, but i'm a lazy fuck. That's my only excuse for not posting anything in the past long...
Posted by the eRc on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 04:16:00 PST