touched by a janitor

Suspend string across an open container of fuel. FORMED IN 2000. Place several packages of sparklers there. MARTIN, GOLDRING, THOMSON. Set in sun under a magnifying glass. NONSENSE NAME. Shove a potato in the exhaust pipe of a vehicle. SO TIRED OF "CLEVER". Start the vehicle. EMPHASIS ON COMPENDIOUS SONG STRUCTURE. Place a quantity of rotting meat at the air intake of corporate headquarters. DISBANDED 2002. Tie several strings of firecrackers to the bumper of a radio controlled vehicle. REFORMED 2007, BYRNES ON DRUMS. Light fuse, set vehicle loose in shopping center. FUTURE IS IRRELEVANT. Place a silver dollar in a mousetrap. TOUCHED BY A JANITOR IS. Position trap at bank entrance.