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Toes Across The Floor

About Me

There really isn't all that much to say. I'm pretty cool and dig chicks. I like to hurt myself with everyday household items. I think that my balls hang too low for a normal person and that if I were a girl I'd spend my days squatting over top of a mirror. I like to throw bottles behind Wa Wa's and have never jerked off to my own ass.
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A pet Named Nothing

I once had a pet named nothingWho showed me all I knowBut when it got light outsideMy nothing didn't show I told my friends all about himAnd they wanted to meet him soBut when I took them to my houseM...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 09:44:00 GMT

The Likes of War

Lots of people fighting in a war they don't know Lots of people fighting whereever did they go I wish that I could help them out somehow Just to make their lives better right now   It takes somet...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 12:22:00 GMT

Unfinished

I was sleeping the day New York fell I was inside school when she fell in the well And again when NASA lost its life I just sat at home when Elliot met the knife   I when remember when Kurt pulle...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 13:37:00 GMT

Ode

I fell in love with you The first day that we met And I've never felt like that With anyone I've met yet Was it your skin,your hair or eyes That made my heart skip a beat Was it the smile that you ga...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 13:53:00 GMT

I'm not famous for it but....

I have (in no particular order): Received a wicked scar on my hand from a failed attempt to ride a shopping cart into a dumpster Tried to ride a shopping cart down a fire escape but fell out 4 stair...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 16:11:00 GMT

The Things I do!!!

Why do I do some of these things? Well first I have to look at the things I do. LEts list them shall we? I won't use a shopping cart or basket in the grocery store becasue I think it looks FAGGY, I...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 15:18:00 GMT

Indiana

Well I'm alomost ready to go!!! Indiana to stand around and hear stories, songs, wishes and tears. A place where I'd never thought I'd go once let alone this time being my 4th out of 10 years possibl...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 15:43:00 GMT

Dirty Elbows

Why is it that some people have REALLY dirty elbows? Now I know that I don't pay extra attention to my elbows when I am showering and such but GOD DAMMIT it is gross when you are near someone and for...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 14:10:00 GMT

A Prayer

I was staring at your picture when she walked in I turned my head to her and then back to you again I felt I was in the middle of a war betweens two Gods And all I could do was sit there and nod She ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 17:49:00 GMT

My Greatest Rock Star Moment

Ahhh those were the days..   Early youth..puberty had just set in..I thought I was gonna be the next Jim Morrison..Drinking whiskey from the bottle...writing poetry that only Greek Gods would und...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 11:38:00 GMT