Sturge invites milno round his house, thinking it is quite obvious that he meant it as a sexual invitation. However milno mistakes it for a jazz jamming session, so Sturge is quite suprised when he turns up with a sax.
With this unforeseen change in events Sturge decides to channel his sexual frustration into his lack of musical talent. Whilst Milno decides to channel his abundance of musical talent into paying abysmally.
They wrote their first song in the previously harmonious village of Flordon, the result being a 6 minute compilation of distorted sax, out of time guitar, and misfitting so called "solo's". One might mistake it for the slow torture of differing sized pigs, but nevertheless they quite liked it so decided to give themselves a name. Milno being incredibly uncreative and me being distracted because i needed a wee, not much thought was put into the matter, so on impulse the pseudo "milne meets sturge" was chosen. It's not funky or catchy but it has both are names in it.
You probably won't like our music as we are more looking for a small cult following then pleasing a mass audience. We are hoping to attract anti-animal rights activists especially those interested in the demise of pigs and piglets.
So enjoy! Or don't.
:-D
