A super duper, dippy daffy, femme fatale; a hippy chick with a tie-dyed sensibility; a sensuous, sexual maenad; a mermaid of the sea; a rider of the storm, an L.A. Woman who can Light My Fire, a gentlewoman of the soul, a scholar who smolders behind closed doors, who'll let me indulge in my foot fetish without reservation, a distaff roue, a Good Witch of the North. Dorothy, I don't think I want to be in Kansas with you any longer. Comprende?