TODD BOSLEY hails from a line of Scandinavian brothel owners who specialized in a version of S&M that involved sausage. Abandoned by his parents and raised by his uncle Joorgen von Hakanpampf, Todd started picking pockets at the tender age of six. At fifteen, his uncle died of Gout and Todd was left to make ends meet performing magic for the visually impaired. He struggled. One day, a kind man noticed the tenacious young vagabond and offered him a chance to start over by moving to America. Todd enjoys Porridge.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
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My Blog
Poems
So I've written some poems. I'm really not good.
Just know I did the best that I could. (See I'm terrible.)
A.D.D.
by Todd Bosley
There are certainly things that I should be doing
Some at... Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:44:00 GMT
