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Randy "The Macho Man" Sausage!?

Gang, bitch!

About Me

I will tell someone anything they want to know about me if they ask... But here's a little about me:
I'm Rob.
Born in Wichita, KS.
I'm 20.
I graduated Maize High in '05 and attended Wichita State University for a year. I don't plan on going back soon.
I'm a loud asshole most of the time.
I send text messages to a bunch of people all at once just to say "Hey, wanna fuck?" for fun.
I was in the Wu-Tang Clan.
I play guitar in Raptorkill!? .
Message me for my screen name/phone number. I'm tired of getting random IM's from people that I don't know/don't want to talk to.
Music has given me everything I've ever known.
I like playing music (obviously). I play guitar, bass, drums, piano, bassoon, and sax, and probably some other things.
I record bands on equipment ranging from a digital 8-track, to an HD ProTools TDM equipped studio. Hit me up if you need recordings.
I'm pretty good with computers and killing the hell out of spyware.
I'm fairly carefree.
I have a funny feeling that I'm bound to marry a beautiful Asian girl. Don't ask why. I seriously don't know why.
I'm a pacifist.
I'll fight you, you piece of shit.
I will give you the Wu-Tang Stomp.
A lot of times, people don't know when I'm being sarcastic. This makes things messy sometimes.
I get aggravated really easily by some people.
I'm one of the most vulgar people you will ever meet.
I'm a communist (in theory).
I return 90% of comments and messages.
I don't return phone calls if you don't say why I need to call you back.
I'm a good person to talk to.
You're a piece of shit.
I'm a hopeless romantic.
I'm very comfortable with my sexuality (straight)(hella straight).
I'm quite creative when it comes to perverted situational irony, and I'm the God of creative sex moves/positions.
ADD MY BAND!!
take me to pleasure town
Contact:

My Interests

Guitars
Music
Friends
Shows
Outdoors
Being manly
Daisy Dukes
Hunting
Photography
Pizza
Guitars
Roundhouse Kicking Hardcore Dancers
Lobsterkilling
Things that smell nice
Sleeping/cuddling with someone
Nutzindabutt
Using people's Myspace names that aren't on my list when I see the person in public
Talking shit on everyone

I'd like to meet:

People:
-People that like some of the stuff that I do (see -interests).
-People that aren't assholes for the sake of being an asshole. (That's my job, you harlots.)
-People that are open minded.
-People that don't think they have to impress anyone/everyone
-People that keep it real.

A girl:
-A girl that isn't afraid of anything, especially falling in love.
-A girl that I can tell anything to, as if we were best friends.
-A girl that will make me smile without doing anything at all.
-A girl that is genuine.
-A girl that would do anything for me, just as I would for her.
-A girl that will totally cuddle my face off.
If you're not her, don't waste my time and don't play games. I'm looking for Ms. Fucking Awesome, not Ms. FuckMeNow, not Ms. New Booty.

Music:

Bands: In alphabetical order... (Probably not a very comprehensive list.)

The Acacia Strain
Ad Astra Per Aspera
Adai
AFI
An Albatross
Anapparatus
Angels and Airwaves
As the Sun Sets
Back When
The Banner
The Beatles
Biffy Clyro
Billy Joel
The Blood Brothers
Bone Thugs N Harmony
Brand New
Buried Inside

Cartel
The Chariot
Coffin Dancer
Coldplay
Consular
Converge
Copeland

The Cranberries
The Cure
Curl Up and Die
Daughters
Davan
Depeche Mode
Des Ark
Destroyer Destroyer
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Dr. Dre
Ed Gein
Eighteen Visions
Elton John
Envy
Every Time I Die
Exit the King
The Faint
Fall Out Boy
Finch
From a Second Story Window
Genghis Tron
Glass Casket
Goodbye Tomorrow

Greatful Dead
The Great Redneck Hope
The Handshake Murders
He Is Legend
Hopesfall
HORSE the Band
Incubus
Into the Moat

Ion Dissonance
Isis
Jay-Z
Jimi Hendrix
John Mayer
Johnny Cash
The Jonbenet
KellerHamilton
Kelpie
TheKidCrash
Killswitch Engage
The Locust
Lovedrug
Ludacris
Lye By Mistake
Mae
Me and Him Call It Us
Minus the Bear

Modern Life is War
Mustangs and Madras
N.E.R.D.
The Number Twelve Looks Like You
The Object at the End of History
On the Last Day
Orchid
Orgy
Otis Redding
Paper Airplanes
Paria
Please Mr. Gravedigger
Prince
Psyopus
Queen
Q-Unit
Radiation 4
The Red Chord
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Robinson
Run DMC
Russian Circles
RX Bandits
Scenery
See You Next Tuesday

Sepultura
Smashing Pumpkins
Some Girls
Soulfly
The Starting Line
Stellamaris
The Stiletto Formal
The STNNNG
Story of the Year
Superargo
Taking Back Sunday
Ten Grand
This Great Octover
This Will Destroy You
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

Tyranny of Shaw
Underoath
Van Halen

The Vidablue
Weezer
Wu-Tang Clan
Yeah Yeah Yeah's

Yellowcard

Movies:

I definitely don't watch enough of them.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Family Guy
Simpsons

I rarely watch them on TV, though.

Books:

The "educational" system ruined pleasurable/independent reading for me.

Heroes:

My Dad,
Gregory Lynn Barton
12-30-1953 to 12-23-2005
I love you. You are missed.

All my heroes have always killed cowboys.

My Blog

songs are always better acoustic

especially songs by incubusi really want to cry right now... for no real reason.*inserts ambiguous sentence/quote/etc. here*i suppose i miss things that are real.*inserts another ambiguous sentence/qu...
Posted by Randy "The Macho Man" Sausage!? on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 04:32:00 PST

Doom

Fuck.
Posted by Randy "The Macho Man" Sausage!? on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 02:32:00 PST

DL4

It's weird how sometimes you don't know if you're crying tears of joy or sorrow. It's weird how something simple in the wee hours of the morning can bring this on.I can't find the words for anything r...
Posted by Randy "The Macho Man" Sausage!? on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 02:29:00 PST

Confusion

I woke up several times today and fell back asleep. Each time I fell back asleep, I had a dream about something I--directly or indirectly--want more than anything. They were kind of strange. After wak...
Posted by Randy "The Macho Man" Sausage!? on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 02:40:00 PST