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Meg A. Mayhem

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About Me


I am what I call a part-time tomboy. 95% of my waking hours are spent getting dirty in my wife-beaters, torn jeans and converse shoes but that weird 5% are spent dressing up all foofoo-like to go to clubs with my friends.
I don’t typically relate to or understand girls and almost all of my friends are guys. I also have a complete, sick sense of humor that only guys can understand..and I will definitely laugh if someone falls or farts. I can come off as being snobby at times but it’s just because I am extremely shy around girls (mainly because I just don’t know how to act around them).
I am also an under cover geek in the worst way. While I can’t get enough time geeking out on computer networks and reading about math/hyperspace, you would never guess it from talking to or just being around me. I am a snowboarder, a speed skater, a skate boarder, roller derby girl, a skydiver, I am covered with tattoos and piercings..oh, and I am a pervert.
I am totally addicted to coffee or just anything that has a shit load of caffeine. I don’t dig foofoo drinks like “triple non-fat mocha latte blah blah blah”. I never ever get enough sleep and I can’t ever manage to sleep in past 7 on the weekends.
I love my job and I love the people that I work with. I married the most wonderful man who is love of my life (despite how different we are). I have a group of wonderfully weird friends who are all totally different from each other.
I don’t expect anyone to “get” me because honestly what I am today most likely won’t be what I am tomorrow. But I am who I am so there. :o)

My Interests



My interests are basically anything that I find fun at the time: goofing around, laughing, rough housing with the boys, skydiving, getting tattoos/piercings, burping, farting, drinking, doing stupid things, hiding from people, waking up early, drinking coffee (yum), and just being me.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Music? I don't know, I'm always changing the type of music that I like. It goes from Rockabilly to Grunge to Punk to Brit Pop to House music to Reggae. I guess that I'm a bit of a music mut..a little bit of everything..but NO COUNTRY OR RAP! Yuck

Movies:

Does porn count? (I kid) Ok, so I love thriller movies of any kind. Basically, the scarier the better. I hate cheezy love stories because they make me want to vomit. Oh, and Christmas movies suck. But Fear and Loathing in LV and Nightmare before Christmas rock!!

Television:

Anything that I find entertaining or amusing at the time. Oh, but no dumb ass reality shows..they're lame.

Heroes:

Bad ass chicks who aren't afraid to get down and dirty. Girls that are constantly breaking old sexist stereotypes, geeks, and anyone who does things that they are scared of.

My Blog

R.I.P. Grandma

..may you dance into the sunset with Grandpa (Poppy) for an eternity of love and happiness. You will be greatly missed. Thank you for everything and I love you.   Edna May Clyma (Ma) 1/...
Posted by Meg A. Mayhem on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:15:00 PST

Roller derby rocks..but getting injured sucks!

Ok, so I'm sure that all roller derby girls can agree that there's nothing like the feeling of playing roller derby. The crazy mix of getting hit, going after 'the girl', being so incredibly tire...
Posted by Meg A. Mayhem on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:53:00 PST

For those of you who don't know what roller derby is..

So here's the lowdown for all you who don't exactly know what derby is. This was originally posted by my awesome derby league on their BLOG but I wanted to share it with all you as well.   WHAT I...
Posted by Meg A. Mayhem on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:51:00 PST