life after euthanasia |
in heaven, life is sweet. i'm fat as hell and i sleep all day. i get to do as i please. i don't have to poop anymore, unless i feel like doing it on someone's pillow. but really, i'm a good kitty. i n...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 01:14:00 GMT |
finally, I am going to kick the bucket |
Dear people who are not cats; As you all know, I am a happy animal. Despite my overall petulance, I have passionately consumed my years as if they were tiny bits of taco bell one of...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 12:30:00 GMT |
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i wish i had a gigantic sausage to roll down the street and disentegrate other cats with
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:03:00 GMT |
dancing hamburger with sausage legs |
today my arch enemy scruffy kicked the bucket. now the food bowl is less empty.I wish I knew what happened to my special parts..
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 18:20:00 GMT |
I AM CORNHOLIO |
I am but a small fraction of the final episodic annihilation of your ephemeral souls!someone drop some taco bell remenants on the floor! mindless fools!
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 16:48:00 GMT |
SIR ERIC |
SIR ERIC WHO ARE YOU? DANG SON, YOU ARE "PACKING" ALSO, WHY DID YOU ADD ME, IS IT BECAUSE YOU THINK I'M GAY? I'M NOT GAY! I JUST LIKE TO BE PRETTY. I'M GOING TO PEE ON THE COUCH LATER ON. BYE
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 00:34:00 GMT |
my top 8 |
buy me some fucking cat chow
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 05:23:00 GMT |
DEATH WISH |
DAMN YOU ALL. KILL ME YOU BASTARDS.
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 04:30:00 GMT |
I no think; therefore, I ham |
you are all fools!
i'm going to go eat something off the floor.
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 14:42:00 GMT |
