TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
I deleted, amended, and edited this survey to make it a little more interesting **GRINZ**
Name:
Robert Wagner
Birthday:
Aug 16 1982
Birthplace:
Bumble Fuck Northeastern Pennsylvania – Its no small miracle I thrived in spite of all of Them
Your Location:
10 th ave sitting directly above a liquor store
The Underwear You Wore Today:
2xist
Your Weakness:
Kryptonite
Your Fears:
Being attacked by the marauding band of Jumbo Spiders from Costa Rica !!!
Your Perfect Pizza:
Cheese Cheese CHEEESE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Three more drunken middle-of-the-night-Robert-is-hanging-off-a-water-tower-in-H ells-Kitchen photo shoots. [Up for it mike?]
Favorite school subject?
Molecular Biology
Thoughts First Waking Up:
“I’m never drinking againâ€
Your Best Physical Feature:
My third toe. DEFINITLY my third toe.
Your Bedtime:
Your Most Missed Memory:
The sound a giant champagne bottle makes when thrown form an SUV at 80 mph on the Jersey Turnpike **Clink** **Clink** ** Clink ** *** SMASH***
Pepsi or Coke:
Depends on the fare
MacDonald’s or Burger King:
*starts a grease fire*
Single or Group Dates:
Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Crack Lemonade from Golden Forest on Grand St.
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Strawberry
Have you ever fired a gun?
A 9mm, 38, 4-10 Shotgun, and my favorite -- a .30-06
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Chai
Do you Smoke:
Nope – In the interest of full disclosure… I did work at a law firm that represented big tobacco.
Do you Swear:
I sing
Do you Sing:
I swear
Do you Shower Daily:
8:10-8:55 Monday thru Friday. Weekends are variable.
Have you Been in Love:
I shoot the arrows at cupid
Do you want to go to College:
I have 2 degrees
Favorite Book
The Violent Bear It Away [fiction] & The Moral Animal [non fiction]
What was your favorite childhood toy?
Erector Set
Do you get Motion Sickness:
I cause motion sickness
Do you think you are Attractive:
I don’t like to brag
Favorite candy?
Gummy worms
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Only when they break things
Do you play an Instrument:
With 5 fingers…
In the past month have you Smoked:
I have never smoked tobacco. Not even once in high school.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
We don’t have those on my Island . [or at least ones i’d want to visit]
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
No, but entire boxes of croutons have met their demise at my hands
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
Tekka Maki BABY!
Do you like Opera?
I feel asleep during Aida?
Have you gone Skinny Dipping:
In three countries
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
A Fire Extinguisher, A Satellite Dish, and a Hebrew’s dignity [I’m trouble when drunk – and I gravitate toward roofs]
Ever been Drunk:
*Enters 60 Vodka bottles into Evidence* I collect
Ever been Beaten up:
I used to wrestle… BRING IT.
Have you ever Shoplifted
I had to consult dictionary.com for this one… shop·lift v. --
To steal merchandise from a store that is open for business. In the strictest sense of the word… Nope *Grinz*
How do you want to Die:
Forgetting the safe word
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
Sore point at the moment
What country would you most like to Visit:
I’ve knocked off my top 3… Brazil and Colombia are next on my Hit List
How would you handle rejection
Machine gunning tourists in Times Square
If you had a kid, what would you name it?
Jamal – For the irony
Number of Countries Visited
8
How many e-mail accounts do you have?
7
Do you like mustard?
Only when mixed with Ketchup
What is your biggest pet peeve?
People who don’t walk on escalators; black people in movie theaters; and babies on buses.
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Send me an email for the answer
Number of CDs I own:
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