what would you do? |
Ok, awhile ago a friend's friend asked me if they could "lick me" down there. First, they know I am married, and they are a friend of a friend. I was so blown away by the request that I didn't say any... Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 11:17:00 GMT |
midget balls |
The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The mid... Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 08:39:00 GMT |
Thanks |
"THANK YOU, OFFICER"
A young child, is wandering around,looking for mommy and daddy.You see them,while driving around,you are not on duty,yet you stop,and help reunite a family.
A person is... Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 20:04:00 GMT |
A cop’s day |
"One Day in a Cops Life"
I get up & hop in the shower to start another dayI put on my vest, my uniform, my gun, & I'm on my wayI get my assignment, then hop in the carThe first call comes in, ... Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 20:03:00 GMT |
My heros |
Heroes get up each day,To dress in blue,They patrol our streets,Watching our cities,Keeping us safe each day.
Making a difference,We often over look.
How many have we forgotten?
How many are gone,Lost... Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 19:55:00 GMT |
Chain of Love |
He was driving home one evening, In his beat up PontiacWhen an old lady flagged him down, Her Mercedes had a flatHe could see that she was frightened, Standing out there in the snow 'Til he said I'm h... Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 19:45:00 GMT |
Quotes to ponder |
Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I've done it dozens of times.
I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them... Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 19:33:00 GMT |
poetry |
I'm swimming all alone in a pool of darknessand I feel like darkness is slowly pulling me underI yell for help but no one is there to hear itI begin to see the water at eye leveland I kick and flailfi... Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 20:07:00 GMT |
poetry |
I get a funny feeling,it comes from deep inside.I get all mad and angry,wanting to go and hide.My doctor calls it depression,my dad says it's just me.But the thoughts and feelings,no one will ever be ... Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 20:05:00 GMT |
sad poem |
I feel you in the morningWhen at first I awakeYour thought is with meWith each decision I makeYou'd been around foreverSince the first breath I tookNow I have to go on aloneBut for love, I need not lo... Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 20:04:00 GMT |