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"macaroni"

cptmatt

About Me

Love seeketh only Self to please,
To bind another to Its delight,
Joys in another's loss of ease,
And builds a Hell in Heaven's despite. - William Blake

"A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved." - Kurt Vonnegut

que hacer, batos? my name is matt. men want to be me, and your mother wants to be with me.
born and raised in baltimore. will cook for money. i hate mario batali.

life doesn't wait for anybody, so get on the bus and roll with it. i run on coffee, camel lights, and aa. i'm ready to get the fuck out of Dodge, but i try to enjoy my time here. all we have is today, so don't fuck with tomorrow. ..

My Interests


"I'm amused by food nerds who say, "I'd never eat at a restaurant where the chef smokes." Almost all the chefs I know smoke. I don't want to encourage anyone to quit smoking. In my experience, it really does make you cool. Chicks love it." - Anthony Bourdaina

I'd like to meet:

Myself, 30 years from now while im traveling 12 years in the past to fix a mistake I will make 17 years from today.

Music:

pink floyd is the greatest rock group of all time. i dare you to question me.

Movies:

There is only one trilogy, and you better fuckin recognize. Lando Calrissian got your mom pregnant. No, you are not Italian. You are half black. Welcome to Endor, bitch.

Television:

weather channel. 24/7.

Books:

currently: hemingway's "for whom the bell tolls"

Heroes:

the inventor of the lemon party.

My Blog

Pretentious Nation

What the fuck are you doing looking at myspace?!  Its a waste of time, damnit!  You should be looking at Pretentious Nation dot Com!  Now stop reading this crap and go!  GO GO GO!!...
Posted by "macaroni" on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:41:00 PST

New York

So, I've made up my mind. I'm moving to New York. Not tomorrow, not this month. June, '08. I have my reasons. Hasta luego, bitches.
Posted by "macaroni" on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 09:15:00 PST