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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Torrence of Florence
Birthday: November 1925, 1600 AD
Birthplace: Butthole City, USA
Current Location: Chairland, Tori's room, 92107
Eye Color: Jaundice
Hair Color: Pennsylvanian topsoil
Height: Short
Right Handed or Left Handed: I have one of each, actually
Your Heritage: The awesome flag with the dragon and the greasy mobsters joined to create me.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Human carcasses
Your Weakness: Stench
Your Fears: It shall not be named.
Your Perfect Pizza: Something that doesn't leave me feeling...sweaty...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'm not a fan...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: OH MY GOD MY UTERUS JUST BLEW UP
Thoughts First Waking Up: Good morn, O dreadful day... (I prayed the moon had lit the sea instead of me)
Your Best Physical Feature: Ah...that strand of hair fell out yesterday, I'm afraid.
Your Bedtime: Tomorrow
Your Most Missed Memory: There is nothing in my past that I long for.
Pepsi or Coke: Dr Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both are equally vomitarious.
Single or Group Dates: Yeah, ok.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Apple juice
Chocolate or Vanilla: Brown sugar.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino is a rip off. Foam makes me very fatigued
Do you Smoke: I'll smoke all yo' asses.
Do you Swear: Like a racehorse.
Do you Sing: Yes, very badly indeed.
Do you Shower Daily: Hmmm....
Have you Been in Love: It turns out I was just REALLY hungry.
Do you want to go to College: Yes. I don't want a degree.
Do you want to get Married: Not in the traditional way. I want to be carried off by the viking who claims me.
Do you believe in yourself: It doesn't matter, I would exist anyway.
Do you get Motion Sickness: My vestibular system is very advanced. Or maybe it doesn't work at all...one of the two. Either way...no.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes, in my opinion I am very much so, but I am inclined to believe that I am the only one who feels that way, excluding old men and middle-aged Mexicans, who seem to be the only ones who ever show any interest...
Are you a Health Freak: I'm still alive, aren't I?
Do you get along with your Parents: My true parents were sacrificed to the dragon-god Zorthaexilius when the sun king's armies rained down upon the earth in a blaze of raging hellfire in 1325 BC.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, because in San Diego they are so very rare. It's nice to have something different once in awhile.
Do you play an Instrument: I can whistle, sometimes.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I don't drink, I'm quite happy with myself.
In the past month have you Smoked: Well I was about to smoke all yo' asses...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only the ones I made.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Heh.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Maybe
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos don't come in boxes, you stupid cunt.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I'm straight thanks.
In the past month have you been on Stage: uhhhh..
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Every day ever, I have.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I went to the aquarium with my grandmother and together we stole a tortoise and set it free.
Ever been Drunk: No.
Ever been called a Tease: :}
Ever been Beaten up: Not with my skrillz.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Killing someone else
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Xylophone extraordinaire
What country would you most like to Visit: Finland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: It is a petty question.
Favourite Hair Color: I don't care.
Short or Long Hair: At LEAST as long as mine, gawd.
Height: Eh.
Weight: Just healthy, don't care.
Best Clothing Style: As long a it doesn't look stinky.
Number of CDs I own: Quite a few.
Number of Piercings: mmm.
Number of Tattoos: Like fifty.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One. There is one single thing that I could have done without, and still turned out the same, but maybe a little happier :)

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