Devidos...<H.S.R>...(R.I.P Aimee)

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C:.. -THE CREATION OF A VAGINA-Seven wise men with knowledge so fine Created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, smart with wit, Using a knife, he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, tall and thin, By using red velvet, he lined it within. Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without. Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, He threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee, He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee. Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt, He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.

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rap, rock, country,hip hop, R&B, and well every kinda of music there is basically so whatever.
The ultimate Life, Love, Sex, Drugs, Music, Friends, Enemies, Family & Secrets Survey by andrewsmom
In one word, describe your life from day 1 up until today.: wierd
In one word describe how you want your life to be from today on.: fun
Do you believe in god or a higher power?: god and a higher power
Do you have a lot of regrets about your life?: nope not a lot
Would you consider yourself a leader or a follower?: both
Have you ever truly been in love?: i think
What do you think real love is made of?: that feeling you only get with that one person
In one word describe your worst break-up.: painful
Do you think it's possible to remain friends after a break-up?: sure why not
Do you believe in soulmates?: yeah
How often do you have sex?: as often as i wish
Have you ever had a one night stand?: yes
What is the most sexy body part of a man/woman?: either the eyes abs or ass
Do you enjoy porn?: yes
Do you regret anyone that you've ever been sexual with?: nope
Have you ever done any drugs?: yes
If so, how many?: lots
How old were you when you tried your first drug?: 11
Do you have a drug of choice?: weed
Have you ever been to drug/alcohol rehab?: yes
What music genre is your favorite?: alturnitive
What song/band do you listen to when you are upset?: disturbed
What song/CD is most likely to be playing when you get in your car?: umm crazytown right now
What is the last CD that you listened to?: crazytown
Who do you think is the best musician ever?: sabastan bach
Whats your best friends name?: justin
Do you trust your friends?: sure do
Whats the craziest thing you've ever done with a friend?: road trip on a whim
Do you ever spend the night at your best friends house?: yeah
Have you cried with any of your friends?: sure have but dont tell anyone..lol
Whats your worst enemies name?: dont have one really
Why is that person your enemy?: ?!?!?!?!?!
Do you hate anyone?: i really really dont like someone
Were you friends with any of your enemies at one time?: sure
How far would you go/have you gone to get revenge on an enemy: i havent well i slashed her tires
Who raised you as a child?: my mom
Do you have siblings? If so how many?: yes and i have 5 sisters and 1 brother
Do you get along with your family?: sometimes
Do you have any/want to have children?: someday
How do you feel about Abortion?: umm yes and no only if rape was the reason for the prago
Tell me about your deepest, darkest secret.: ill never tell.....lol
Can you keep a secret that someone tells you, or do you have to tell someone?: i keep all secrets
If one of your closest friends confessed to you a serious crime that they commited, would you snitch or stay silent?: stay silent for sure thats my friend
Have you lied about how many people you've had sex with?: no
Would you honestly tell on a friend if it got you out of trouble with the law?: nope your friends are the one you tell how jail was but your true friends are the people that go throught it with you
Will you repost this survey so you can find out a few interesting things about your friends?: hell yeah
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Movies:

dirty dancing, the rockie horror picture show, my girl and free willie

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Television:

anything that will entertain me

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Books:

i wouldnt know cause i dont read that often

Heroes:

my mother and all single women raising 2 or more kids
WHO I AM - The Survey
Name: Deven
Birthday: Sept 16 1986
Hometown: Huntington Beach
Current Location: Same
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Naturally its blond but right now it brown with blue purple and pink on top
Height: i think about 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: white
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: men
Your Fears: men
Your Perfect Pizza: two brthers large with pepperroni, sauage, mushrooms and olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i already have done it
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: and shit
Thoughts First Waking Up: some is knocking on the door
Your Best Physical Feature: boobs oh and my ass
Your Bedtime: when ever i get tired enough to go to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: my father
McDonalds or Burger King: neither they both suck!! its all about the jack in the crack bitch
Single or Group Dates: siongle more fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Espresso or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: only in the car and in the shower and in my room
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes once when i was 16
Do you want to go to College: i do i do
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you believe in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument: nope i wish
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: past month try the past 24 hours
In the past month have you Smoked: yup im a smoker
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yup im a pot head
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YES. AND WE GOT DRESSED UP AND HE BOUGHT ME FLOWERS AND A FUCKING AMAZING STEAK DINNER.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: hell yes i have those things are goooood
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup i like fish!!!.......lol
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yup i try to do every weekend
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: oh i steel nothing
Ever been Drunk: all the time
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: nope i do te beating
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: in my sleep or sky diving
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i dont know
What country would you most like to Visit: none
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green brown dosent really matter
Favourite Hair Color: samething green black blond i dont care
Short or Long Hair: again i just dont care
Height: stop with the questions i dont care about
Weight: i dont care
Best Clothing Style: i dont care
Number of Drugs I have taken: lots
Number of CDs I own: i dont know
Number of Piercings: me i have 9 and wanting more them i dont care
Number of Tattoos: me i now have 7 themn i dont care
Number of things in my Past I Regret: me many them many
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