im sexy, im fine as hell, and i got some henessey in the back of my CAMRY!!HOLLA!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: cunt licker
Birthday: suit
Birthplace: a box near the river
Current Location: a box near the river
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: brown
Right Handed or Left Handed: brown
Your Heritage: brown
The Shoes You Wore Today: brown
Your Weakness: brown
Your Fears: brown
Your Perfect Pizza: puppies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: puppies
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: shut the fuck up you fuckin pussy cunt shit
Thoughts First Waking Up: shut the fuck up you fuckin pussy cunt shit....and...brown
Your Best Physical Feature: my ass
Your Bedtime: when everyone else is awake
Your Most Missed Memory: when everyone else is awake
Pepsi or Coke: bacardi
MacDonalds or Burger King: bacardi
Single or Group Dates: group baby, more to LUVVV
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: long island
Chocolate or Vanilla: chanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cat piss
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: i rap so yes
Do you Shower Daily: nope..showering is overrated
Have you Been in Love: with my penis
Do you want to go to College: i want you to go to college
Do you want to get Married: to many many many lucky bitches
Do you belive in yourself: absolutely not
Do you get Motion Sickness: i get penis sickness
Do you think you are Attractive: hells yes..im FINE AS HELL
Are you a Health Freak: ima sex freeek
Do you get along with your Parents: idk they left the box when i was 3
Do you like Thunderstorms: only in the rain
Do you play an Instrument: women
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope, how about 100
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: 12
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ive eaten the sushi waitress and waiter but i dont like to talk about that.....
In the past month have you been on Stage: no but stage has been on me
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope but ive taken some
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope but ive gone cunt dipping
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: my wardrobe and girl scout 1703's virginity
Ever been Drunk: yup
Ever been called a Tease: my pubes
Ever been Beaten up: nope but ive beaten some va-jay-jay upp
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: on top of many many hot women
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: im not gonna
What country would you most like to Visit: texas
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: red
Favourite Hair Color: purple
Short or Long Hair: where are we talkin?
Height: 9'0
Weight: 999 lbs. 99 oz.
Best Clothing Style: none
Number of Drugs I have taken: brown
Number of CDs I own: many
Number of Piercings: brown
Number of Tattoos: brown
Number of things in my Past I Regret: this fucking survey
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The 'Would You' Survey:
WOULD YOU:
Eat a bug? if by bug, you mean a chinese hooker...then yes.
Bungee jump? if by bungee, you mean chinese hooker, then yes.
Hang glide? if i was drunk and had a gun to my head and a squirrel up my ass.
Kill someone? what a silly thing to ask.
Kiss someone of the same sex? uhh, "during" sex yes/
Parachute from a plane? no but i would parachute from the ground any day.
Walk on hot coals? if by coals you mean women..then yes.
Be a vegetarian? if by vegetarian, you mean vegetarian...then no.
IM a stranger? if by stranger you mean hooker, then yes.
Sing karaoke? i rap.
Be on survivor? i am one.
Run a red light? doesnt everyone?..
Shoplift? only important things like notebook paper and chinese hookers.
Dye your hair blue? if it brings on the chinese hookers.
Not wear make-up in public? omg nvrrr.
Wear make-up in public? ptch yea.
Cheat on a test? if by test you mean girl....then yes.(unless its a chinese hooker)
Make someone cry? if by cry you mean a fat blunt, then hellla yes.
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