Writing (Fiction and Screenplays), Movies, Music, Mythology, Ancient History, Greco-Roman civilization, Classical Literature, Astrology, Astronomy, Politics, Rhetoric, Scintillating conversations, Marxism, Rum, Violent video games, Long mind-aching games of Chess, Practicing forbidding grimaces in front of a mirror, Plotting debauchery, Sticking vociferous children into meat grinders, Punting babies and poodles like footballs off monolithic structures, Drop-kicking the elderly into oncoming traffic, Bludgeoning disabled people with canes and other blunt objects, just being an all around mean, vindictive, crude, and facetious person in general...
Anyone who is strong willed enough to tolerate my eccentric personality and my wicked and outlandish sense of humor is welcome.
If i was a serial killer i would be Jack the Ripper .
Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed.
Jack the Ripper's murders are still unsolved.
Kill count: 5
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What Famous Leader Are You?
Zeus
You are the King of the Gods. The
God of the gods. Whatever you want to be known is known
as you are the head. You killed your own father
for trying to eat you and eating all your
brothers and sisters. You punish the evil and
reward the good. You are most renowned for the
use of the lightning bolt. You are the God of
the sky and the rain God. You are also well
known for your infinite affairs with Goddess
and mortals alike.
Which Greek God are you?
You're Loki! The trickster god of the Norse you
aren't actually a god at all, but a giant. You
bring about Ragnarok through your increasingly
violent tricks and have a special affinity with
fire.
Which Norse God are You?
DRAGON
You are the dragon. A dragon,
in western lore, is a giant lizard with wings.
It usually has the capability to breathe fire.
The dragon symbolizes immense power, physical
strength, and courage. The dragon has also been
a symbol of wisdom and of protection. Dragons
may also appear to be greedy as many a tale
depict them as keepers of vast hordes of
treasure.
Which mythical creature are you?
You are 80% Capricorn
How Capricorn Are You?
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) High
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
I will listen to anything as long as it's not Country, Emo, or Christmas music, but I mostly listen to Black Metal, Industrial, and Symphonic/Classical--anything that is predominately instrument driven. Music that can paint images in my mind means more to me than deep lyrics. Some of my favorite composers are Hans Zimmer, Basil Pouledoris, Danny Elfman, John Williams, Graeme Revell, Clint Mansell, Howard Shore, Bach, Motzart, etc.; some of my favorite bands are Siebenburgen, Seth, Emperor, Gothica(the Swedish opera group), Enthral, Graveland, Thyrane, Ancient Ceremony, Limbonic Art, My Dying Bride, Burzum, Thy Infernal, Thyrfing, Dissection, Black Funeral, Dark Funeral, Howling Syn, Shape of Despair, Morwinyon, Alsvartr, Gehenna, Hecate Enthroned, (old)Dimmu Borgir, Satyricon, Moonspell, Enslaved, Mayhem, Cryptopsy, Forgotten Woods, Darkthrone, Enthroned, Samael, Immortal, Kvist, Suffocation, (old)Morbid Angel, (old)Deicide, (old)Kovenant, Lake of Tears, Opera IX, Septic Flesh, Chiasm, Mystic Circle, Anathema, Carpathian Forest, The 69 Eyes, Death in June, Collide, CombiChrist, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Bauhaus, Ravenous, The Crux Shadows, Slayer, Type O Negative, Mono, etc. The only rap artist I like is Tech N9ne.
Movies are a big part of my life. They are essentially the blood that flows through my veins, without them I would be nothing. I like to watch predominately historical epics, fantasy, dark comedy, war movies, low budget/old-school horror movies, anything by Tim Burton or Quentin Tarantino, and foreign films (mostly Japanese/Korean horror and Spanish movies). Some of my favorite movies are Gladiator, 300, Spartacus, Braveheart, Augustus, Caligula, Iphigenia, The Last Samurai, Ben Hur, Jason and the Argonauts, Clash of the Titans, A Knight's Tale, Conan: The Barbarian, Conan: The Destroyer, Elizabeth, Queen Margot, Luther, Legend, Dragon Heart, Willow, Lord of the Rings, Excalibur, Dragon Slayer, American Psycho, George A. Romero's Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Candy Man, Hell Raiser, Return of the Living Dead 3, The Killer Tongue, Vampire Journals, The Omen, Creepshow, The Exorcist, The Howling (the only good werewolf movie in existance), Vampyres, Evil Dead, Bad Taste, Dead Alive, The Descent, Santa Sangre, Sex and Lucia, Tango, The 3 Marias, Sangre Eterna, Maria: Full of Grace, Talk to Her, Kill Me Tender, Killing Words, All about my Mother, The Suicide Club, Audition, Uzumaki, The Eye, Face, Stacy, Nightmare, Memento Mori, The Tomie movies, Phone, Tale of the Two Sisters, A Snake of June, Ju-On (the real Grudge--not that Sarah Michelle Gellar abomination), The Crow, Full Metal Jacket, Apocalypse Now, Enemy at the Gates, Schindler's list, El Mariachi, Sin City, True Romance, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Casino, Goodfellas, Taxi Driver, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, Edward Scissor Hands, Beetle Juice, Batman, The Nightmare Before Christimas, Corpse Bride, Equilibrium, Terminator 1&2, The Fifth Element, Star Wars (Empire Strikes Back), Snakes on a Plane, Pitch Black, Face Off, SLC Punk, Spanglish, People vs. Larry Flynt, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, etc.
Television is for gluttons and sloths.
120 Days of Sodom (Marquis De Sade), The Communist Manifesto (Karl Marx), Capital (Karl Marx), Dante's Divine Comedy (Dante Alighieri), The Symposium (Plato), Diary of a Drug Fiend (Aleister Crowley), The Iliad (Homer), The Odyssey (Homer), The Aeneid (Virgil), Metamorphoses (Ovid), Jason and the Golden Fleece (Apollonius), The Golden Ass (Apuleius), Ancient Greece (Thomas R. Martin), The Blood Countess (Andrei Codrescu), The Satanic Bible (Anton Lavey), Elizabeth and Mary (Jane Dunn), Eternal Hearts (Lucy Taylor), The Best of H.P. Lovecraft, Raising Hell (Robert Masello), Fallen Angels... and Spirits of the Dark (Robert Masello), The Norse Myths (Kevin Crossley-Holland), Don Quixote (Cervantes), Lord of the Rings (J.R. Tolkien), The Twelve Caesars (Suetonius), Historia Augusta, The Agricola and The Germania (Tacitus), The Alphabet of Manliness (Maddox), Astrologically Incorrect (Terry Marlowe), etc.
ZEUS (Jupiter)
"I am mightiest of all. Make trial that you may know. Fasten a rope of gold to Heaven and lay hold, every god and goddess... You could not drag Zeus down! But if I wished to drag you down, then I would. The rope I would bind to a pinnacle of Olympus and all would hang in air, yes, the very earth and the sea too." ~Zeus, The Iliad
Master of Fornication--God of all Gods--Wielder of the fiery thunderbolt! He is an icon for all men. He stands resolute and determined to face any challenge brought before him. He bestows death unto those who dare wrong him and despite the fact that he fornicates with just about anything that walks, slithers or even so much as moves, he still manages to stay married. How can you not love him?
DIONYSUS (Bacchus)
What's there not to like about the son of Zeus and Semele. He's the God of wine and ill behavior with an entourage of crazy naked women (the Maenads), who tear apart animals and feast on raw flesh, following his path.
ATHENA (Minerva)
Goddess of wisdom, skills, and warfare and guardian of heroes, who sprung from Zeus's head after he suffered from an excruciating migraine. She represents the power of intelligence and sagacity. She secured her position as patron Goddess of Athens by defeating Poseidon in a contest that challenged the contestants to create an innovation for humanity of both beauty and value--she created an Olive Tree while Poseidon created the first horse. She helped Perseus slay Medusa by lending him her shield and had a special bond with sailors, since she taught humanity how to sail and constructed the first ship and also taught man how to tame horses.
APOLLO
Son of Zeus and Leto, whose twin sister was Artemis, born on the island of Delos. He is the God of fine arts, eloquence, music, poetry, archery, and medicine. He slew the great serpent, Python, who dwelled in the cave at Delphi and was the first to perfect the art of Hermes's invention--the lyre. When Cassandra refused to fornicate with Apollo in exchange for the gift of prophecy, Apollo, enraged, cursed her by making it so no one believed her prophecies (in my opinion, one of Apollo's best achievement, never deprive a man of sex, especially if he's a GOD offering his services in return).
APHRODITE (Venus)
"The breath of the west wind bore her over the sounding sea, up from the delicate foam, to wave-ringed Cyprus, her isle. And the Hours golden-wreathed welcomed her joyously. They clad her in raiment immortal, and brought her to the gods. Wonder seized them all as they saw Violet-crowned Cytherea." --Homer
Aphrodite, born of sea foam and raised on the island Cyprus by the three graces, whose indescribable beauty had the power to allure both Gods and mortals, was more the goddess of lust as opposed to love. One word sums her up pretty well--Slut! She had two children by Hermes... Eros, whose arrows had the power to cause a victim to fall madly in love as most people know, and Hermaphroditus, who fused with a sea nymph and became half-man and half-woman. She also had sexual relations with Dionysus and from that relationship conceived Praipus, a fertility God with a gargantuan phallus that always stood erect. She also cheated on her husband Hephaestus, the divine blacksmith and the God of fire, with Ares. I appreciate Aphrodite so much for the mere fact that she is the patroness of sexual pleasure and without sex, life as we know it, would come to end.
OCTAVIAN AUGUSTUS
"I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble" --Augustus
Gaius Julius Augustus Octavius was Rome's first official emperor (though he preferred the title of princeps) and one of History's greatest leaders and politicians. At the battle of Philippi, he avenged the death of his adoptive father Julius Caesar. He liberated the Republic by defeating Marc Antony and his supporters at Actium (an area located on the west coast of Greece). He added more territory to Rome than any other Emperor after him and established Rome's first official police force (The Praetorian Guard), which eventually played a crucial role in making and overthrowing emperors. I could go on about how great of a man he was, but I would end up writing a novel.
GAIUS 'CALIGULA' GERMANICUS
"I wish all you Romans had only one neck!" --Gaius Caligula
How can you not appreciate a guy who elected his horse as consul, demanded that a statue of himself be placed in the temple of Jerusalem and the Hebrews forced to worship as a God, had the heads of Greek God statues replaced with his own, committed numerous accounts of incest with his three sisters (he had a particular fondness for his sister Drusilla. He even wanted to marry her), lived under the delusion that his mother was born as a result of an incestuous relationship between Augustus and his daughter Julia, ordered the legions to raid an ocean bank to collect sea shells, forced parents to watch their sons executions, squandered Tiberius's fortune of 27 million gold pieces in just under a year on extravagances like building a miraculous marble stable for his horse to reside in, and opened up an imperial bordello to balance Rome's budget. It's amazing and absolutely hysterical how insane he was and how much terror he incited in just under four years of rule.
NERO CLAUDIUS DRUSUS GERMANICUS
"Dead! And so great an artist!" --Nero before he stabbed himself in the throat
Adopted son of Roman Emperor Tiberius Claudius Drusus and perhaps Romes most notorious emperor. He swore to follow the example of Augustus's reign when he was first dubbed the title of Caesar. Of course, he was no Augustus--quite the opposite as a matter of fact. During his rule, he was more concerned with horse racing, singing, acting, dancing, writing poetry, and sexual exploits than he was being an emperor. Not to mention, his perverted lusts and lack of self-control warped him into a monster. He raped a Vestal virgin. He kicked his wife, Poppaea, to death while she was pregnant for nagging at him because he came home too late from the chariot races. He committed numerous acts of incest with his own mother, Agripinna (he eventually grew so tired of his mother's need to control him that he had her assassinated) and had a morbid fascination with cannibalism. He also concocted a bizarre game where he would dress himself in the skins of animals and lock himself in a cage and have someone release him as though he were some kind of a savage beast to attack the privies of men and women bound to stakes. But, what Nero is most known for is the fact that he set fire to Rome, singing The Sack of Ilium as he watched the conflagration spread and then blamed the Christians for a fire they didn't start. Such cruelty is worthy of praise.