The god Odin and titan Jörd had a son, blessed with the power of thunder and lightning, this offspring was known as Thor, protector of Asgard and Midgard...
Four demigods lived in his testicles, thunder was heard, from thunderbatin' they were born, a phenomena of lighting from Thor's cock....
As time passed, their memories faded, and the quadruplet forgot their godly identities... then one day, biological father of Aerodynamics and Moein' mentioned two words that reminded them of their true identity... and these prodigies were given the name, Masterbator!!!
A great man once said, "These bands that sing about War and Killing don't actually kill, we actually party," with that being said, we actually have worn-out, dirty dicks made of brick... oh yeah, and we thrash and take it out, while we eat fruit!
And Special Thanks To:
Cello, Jingles, Jana Banana, Jon, Miguel, Arocha, Nielsen, Big Andres, Ben, D.C, Xtian and those who always come out to our shows...
and then there is...
Shelby "Panda" Shmelbmiester - Recruiting and Pure Cali Awesomeness
