Dumb Packaging Labels |
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomedthrough stupidity, here are some actual label instructions onconsumer goods.1. On Sears hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Gee, that's...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 16:14:00 GMT |
Three Naked Men in a Sauna |
Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is abeeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beepingstops. The others look at him curiously."That's my pager," he says. "I have...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 16:14:00 GMT |
Computers & Internet - General - Women’s Upgrade Troubles |
Dear Tech Support:Recently I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticedthat the new program began making unexpected changes to theaccounting software, severely limiting access to wardrobe,...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 16:12:00 GMT |
Manlaws Act |
Manlaws 20071: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Ang...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 16:11:00 GMT |
Why we like to be British |
1) Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, "We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr. Purdey has been ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 16:10:00 GMT |
Excellent Excuse |
He got his brand new BMW convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 16:08:00 GMT |
I’ve not gone honest |
Apologies to everyone, I've not disappeared off the end of the earth, I'm just so busy with work at the mo!! I'm still trying to find time to get on here so please continue to leave your message...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:29:00 GMT |
Job Application |
This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!NAME: Greg Bulmash.SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 15:38:00 GMT |
THE TEACHER Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR |
A university lecturer reminds her students of tomorrow's final exam. "Now, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 15:37:00 GMT |
Top 10 Peter Kay Quotes |
"Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.""At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.""One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cyc...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 15:37:00 GMT |
