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Ryan

The Nice Guy your Mother wished You were with

About Me

I am originally from Orange County where I travel frequently to visit family and old friends who are an important part of my life. I am presently involved in a beautiful relationship with a wonderful woman, college educated, and a professional firefighter. I'm a laid back unique individual who enjoys everything from the strange and unusual to absolutely normal. Life is beautiful, stop, listen, hear, smell, and taste all that she has to offer. There is so much to learn and know about people if you truly take the time; however, there are things about me you’ll never know, because I’ll never tell, because you’ll never ask. Don’t raise your eyebrow at me, you’ll do the same! To quote an ol’ friend “We all have oceans of stories to tell, and I'll tell a few in my lifetime…” I enjoy traveling (although I haven’t done much lately) and seeing new places just as much as I enjoy being at home. I enjoy camping (as a youngster), bowling, shooting pool (although I suck), reading, writing, music, and movies. I love hanging out at a good bar/restaurant with friends/family.
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©maria negrette 2007 my 2 favorite trucks

My Interests

Watching and playing sports, cooking, reading, writing, amateur handyman all for my favorite interest...Maria

I'd like to meet:

Smart, intelligent, evolved, offbeat, zany, crazy, different, persons with strong morals, conviction, and drive ready to experience life. So if this you, let’s break bread."I'd rather people hate me for who I am, than love me for whom I'm trying to be!"

Music:

If it rocks and i like it, i'll keep listening to it. other than that, i'm open to all genres of music.

Movies:

I like action films, comedies, cheesy 80's flicks, 5 star oscar flicks. heck, i just like movies. open to anything as long as it was written and produced well.

Television:

Dont watch channels 1 - 13 much if where i am living at has cable. really like the learning channel, hgtv, indie film channel, fx, usa, tbs, discovery, and comedy central among a few.

Books:

English Literature major. Interpret that with caution. I do read. I am not opposed to much, but dont expect to me quote books as well as i can tv and movies.

Heroes:

Firefighters and Police and of course my favorite puppy...Harely

My Blog

A Real Friend

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens yourrefrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weirdshutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!)A s...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:49:00 PST

It's Dark in Here

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes ho...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:43:00 PST

Top Ten Cowboy Phrases That'll Never Sound the Same!


Posted by Ryan on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 03:41:00 PST

LITTLE TONY ON MATH

LITTLE TONY ON MATHA teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"She calls on little TONY. He replies, "None, they will all fly a...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 04:44:00 PST

Doughboy Dies at 71

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.  The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. &...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 04:31:00 PST

4 Alarm Fire

A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife. "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1, you put on your jacket. Bell 2 rings and you slide downt the fire pole. Bell...
Posted by Ryan on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 03:07:00 PST

A Good Friend Will...

Are you tired of those soft n sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?    Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true fr...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 03:47:00 PST

Grandpas Hands

 Grandpa's Hands    This is good; I'll never look at my hands the same!    Grandpa, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. He    didn't move, just sa...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 03:41:00 PST

An Interesting Point of View!

This was written by a dude..but its still pretty damn smart.   Women, please have a sense of humor, or stop reading here.   I never quite figured out the sexual urge of men and women differ ...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 03:06:00 PST

Life...

Life   As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposedto ever let you down probably will.   You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder eve...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:55:00 PST