Rock, Paper, Scissors |
i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? why the...
Posted by I'm Fancy! :D on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:47:00 PST |
Funny Christian Bumper Stickers |
Don't say to God I have a problem, say to the problem I have a big God.
'Do whatever He tells you to do' - [email protected] house is not a home without me -- God.About that 'love thy neighbor' th...
Posted by I'm Fancy! :D on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:06:00 PST |
Funny Pickup Lines |
Can I buy you a drink so I look better?
Hey, I'm new in town.Can I get directions to your house?
Did we go to different schools together?
I lost my phone number, can i borrow yours?
Do you have a map?...
Posted by I'm Fancy! :D on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:58:00 PST |
A Soldiers Night Before Christmas |
T'was the night before Christmas, He lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made entirely of stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give To see just who in this house did live. As I look...
Posted by I'm Fancy! :D on Sat, 24 May 2008 01:32:00 PST |
Quilt of Holes |
As I faced my Maker at the last judgment, I knelt before the Lord alongwithall the other souls.Before each of us laid our lives like the squares of a quilt in manypiles;an angel sat before each of us ...
Posted by I'm Fancy! :D on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:41:00 PST |
Grocery List |
Louise Redden, a poorly dressed lady with a look of defeat on her face, walked into a grocery store. She approached the owner of the store in a most humble manner and asked if he would let her charge ...
Posted by I'm Fancy! :D on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:40:00 PST |
The List |
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.
Then she told them to think of the nicest th...
Posted by I'm Fancy! :D on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:38:00 PST |
Love Lasts On |
I walked into the grocery store not particularly interested in buying groceries. I wasn't hungry. The pain of losing my husband of 57 years was still too raw. And this grocery store held so many sweet...
Posted by I'm Fancy! :D on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:33:00 PST |
Even he Believed |
This is something you would probably never guess.
You're like the wind,I can't see you, but I can feel you.You're like the air I breathe,I can't see you, but I need you to live.There are many things t...
Posted by I'm Fancy! :D on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:39:00 PST |
A Good Reminder of God’s Love |
A Good Reminder of God's Love.Every Sunday afternoon, after the morning service at the church, the Pastor and his eleven year old son would go out into their town and hand out Gospel Tracts. This...
Posted by I'm Fancy! :D on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:54:00 PST |
