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About Me

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The Nitty Gritty:

I am Danielle, I am the only one in the world who is allowed to use this name. If you think you are also a Danielle, you are incorrect. I am the one and only

I eat sleep and live for my band. You must check out www.atomicblonde.net or I will cut you. And then dabble salt on it.

I have the most wonderful vermin in the universe. He's my little plump chinchilla named "Bluluhuhluhuh" I love him dearly.

I'm the pickiest eater in the world. I only like a variety of maybe 35 items, and only certain ones of those at certain times

I'm always hungry. I need food. If I'm not fed in over a period of a few hours, I will conjure up a colossal rage from within and spread the wrath onto mankind

I live in Photoshop, and dream in pixels

I'm currently recovering from a horrible 8 year long caffeine allergy. I can now eat Oreo's without vomiting or convulsing.

I believe Jackson is the only brand of guitar in world that matters

I have been addicted "the net" for well over 9 years now. Long live the telnet bbs.

I love Megadeth, and if you utter the word "cockrock" in reference to them, I will again, cut you.

I'm not trying to sound like a badass in my previous statement

I can watch a movie and forget every detail about it in less than a week

I would go to RPG Anonymous meetings if they held them. And maybe one for Quake ii.

I have a problem with these new-fangled automatic sensors they have everywhere. Automatic doors, towel dispensers, toilet flusher, etc. For some reason, they just don't work for me.

I have an extra set of molars. A total of 5 pairs of molars reside in my upper gums

I got my tonsils out. Hurrah! Hurrah!

My Interests

big boots, cliff burton, clothes, colored hair, computers, copymax, dave mustaine, ebay, electric violin, flash animations, food, graphic design, guinea pigs, guitar, guitars, hair dye, drinking, hardcore, heavy metal, jackson guitars, jacksons, jamestown, jamestown new york, jamestown ny, mcnasties, metal, music, officemax, photoshop, shopping, silver, sleeping, tattoos, the matrix, trinity, violin, bass, concerts, shows, nashville, nashvegas, ebay, 01110111 00110000 00110000 01110100

Music:

Megadeth, In Flames, Killswitch engage, Pantera, Down, desecrator, deadsy, NIN, slayer, Amorphis, Iced Earth, The Gathering, amorphis, chimaira, cradle of filth, cof, deadsy, deftones, down, Glass Lily iced earth, in flames, killswitch engaged, kittie, megadeth nin, nine inch nails, old metallica, orgy, pantera, slayer, sentenced, dream theatre, dream theater, type o negative, static x, and more megadeth

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Movies:

the matrix and miscellanous 80's flicks

Books:

i'm illiterate

Heroes:

Exhalted Member of the High Council of Globular and
The Portrait of Hoover, Minister of Household Appliances

My Blog

anyone wanna help me?

Ok. so. I think i just "finished" my webstore for now. I tested it out myself, and it seems to be working ok. However I'd like to know how good it really works for everyone else before I g...
Posted by Dan YELL" on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:58:00 PST

I am the victim of a drive by crop dusting

Today I was the victim of a crop-dusting. Driving along a country road going home from Lawrenceburg, I was on a narrow part of the street in between two cornfields. I was watching a plane...
Posted by Dan YELL" on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:09:00 PST

My laptop in a puddle / big bugs

So i was sitting outside smoking a minute ago....crouched down next to the door with my laptop, due to the pools of water in my lawn chairs from yesterdays rain. Well next to the door is a light, and ...
Posted by Dan YELL" on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:48:00 PST

Metal + Haunted Sanitarium + DanYell = wow

For the past couple of months I've been praying that the sounds of the underground tour would get a date closer to Nashville. And finally they did. Not only can I see Gwar, Chimaira, Shadows Fal...
Posted by Dan YELL" on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 07:55:00 PST

Cheesy Injustice

So it's almost 6pm. Its time for jamestown lunch. I get the hankerin' to get me some of the sweet ass cheesy bites pizza from pizza hut like we have down south. I call the local pizza hut ...
Posted by Dan YELL" on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:53:00 PST

Class A american moron

I am a class A american moron. Yes, I'm the person you see out on the streets, driving erratiacally blowing a redlight without thinking about, while you sit and stare in disbelief as to how much of a ...
Posted by Dan YELL" on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:40:00 PST

Mooninite Madness

So some guys planted a couple moonintes around town, and everyone freaked out! Thats awesome. For anyone who doesnt know what a mooninite is, I suggest watching everyone season of cartoon networ...
Posted by Dan YELL" on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 08:21:00 PST

Scurvies! Arrr!

So last week Thai's parents got Direct TV. Needless to say Wes and I watched spent last weekend swarmed around the television set. We got to watching some show on discovery channel or simi...
Posted by Dan YELL" on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 07:08:00 PST

i now walk amongst the living again

as of 5pm yesterday, i claim myself as one of the living members of the human species once again. Since my tonsilectomy on the 19th, i've have been in a constant state of chemically pain numbi...
Posted by Dan YELL" on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:14:00 PST

GRRRRR

my web hosting provider makes me so, so angry. I seriously wish i had the cash to change to a different provider. I've had over 48 hours of downtime in the past month on two different servers. ...
Posted by Dan YELL" on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 10:01:00 PST