Hmmm...about me...well...my name's Kate. I have the most gorgeous, sweet, funny, crazy boyfriend in the world(...and girls who can't keep their paws to themselves better beware, because another fun fact about me is that I have my black belt *insert crazy Bruce Lee sound clip here*)...I love my boyfriend because he always puts a smile on my face ...he has too many admirable qualities to list....I love my friends cause they're always there when I need them...I have the prettiest kitty (Drucilla) and the cutest puppy (Zeus)...My favorite colors are blue, black, and red...My favorite animals are dogs and polar bears...My favorite foods are Mexican and Italian...I don't eat the meat..unless it's Larry's :) hehe.....My beverages of choice are rum, vodka, and coffee....If you can't already tell I'm pretty indecisive, that's why I dont have just ONE favorite anything...hmm..what else?...I'm open minded and will try ALMOST anything once....I respect everyones opinion and right to have an opinion, even if I dont agree with it... cause what's right for me, can't be right for everyone else....I'm hoping to shape the young minds of tomorrow by being a teacher of the best subject, English...here's why:What Teachers Make
By Taylor Mali
www.taylormali.comHe says the problem with teachers is, "What's a kid going to learn
from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?"
He reminds the other dinner guests that it's true what they say about
teachers:
Those who can, do; those who can't, teach.I decide to bite my tongue instead of his
and resist the temptation to remind the other dinner guests
that it's also true what they say about lawyers.Because we're eating, after all, and this is polite company."I mean, you¹re a teacher, Taylor," he says.
"Be honest. What do you make?"And I wish he hadn't done that
(asked me to be honest)
because, you see, I have a policy
about honesty and ass-kicking:
if you ask for it, I have to let you have it.You want to know what I make?I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could.
I can make a C+ feel like a Congressional medal of honor
and an A- feel like a slap in the face.
How dare you waste my time with anything less than your very best.I make kids sit through 40 minutes of study hall
in absolute silence. No, you may not work in groups.
No, you may not ask a question.
Why won't I let you get a drink of water?
Because you're not thirsty, you're bored, that's why.I make parents tremble in fear when I call home:
I hope I haven't called at a bad time,
I just wanted to talk to you about something Billy said today.
Billy said, "Leave the kid alone. I still cry sometimes, don't you?"
And it was the noblest act of courage I have ever seen.I make parents see their children for who they are
and what they can be.You want to know what I make?I make kids wonder,
I make them question.
I make them criticize.
I make them apologize and mean it.
I make them write, write, write.
And then I make them read.
I make them spell definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful, definitely
beautiful
over and over and over again until they will never misspell
either one of those words again.
I make them show all their work in math.
And hide it on their final drafts in English.
I make them understand that if you got this (brains)
then you follow this (heart) and if someone ever tries to judge you
by what you make, you give them this (the finger).Let me break it down for you, so you know what I say is true:
I make a goddamn difference! What about you?.. ..
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