Yvonne AKA Ele - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Yvonne is from Las Vegas and enjoys exotic forms of dancing...such as DDR. (exotic? Vegas? yikes!) She has been immortalized by being the subject of social commentary in a Berkeley paper. Don't try to mess with her though; she has more fierce stuffed animals to defend her than our president has hooked on phonics tapes. An xbox master, she has forced others to stick to pac-man when it comes to video games. She rules men with her baking of mini muffins harder than hammers and some mythic brownies that induce orgasms. Yvonne is always tempting others with her sweets and tubs of ice cream from Coldstone. Resistance is futile.

My Interests

Disneyland makes me happy :D

I'd like to meet:

People who want to punch babies when they hear a car alarm go off...carnivorous giraffes...homicidal penguins...and someone who can get me 35 million dollars, no questions asked.

Movies:

EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE!!!!! finding nemo, the incredibles, lilo & stitch, basically anything animated disney, the princess bride, shrek 1&2, the fifth element, moulin rouge, and the ORIGINAL star wars trilogy (i watch them in succession every thanksgiving)...just to name a few... movies i have seen recently that were FANTASTIC: the departed and the prestige...both VERY excellent movies!

Television:

adult swim! just about anything on cartoon network. heroes starts up again soon! so does 24!! oh, and im a closet trekkie (but shhhhh, dont tell). recently, ive discovered the wonderousness of the series Firefly (my christmas present to myself!)

Books:

hmmm...im a bit of a bookworm for anyone who knows me. i prefer anything fantasy, sci-fi. cant keep my head out of them. currently working my way through george r.r. martin's a song of ice and fire series (theres some really twisted stuff in those books).

Heroes:

Archangel

My Blog

i fail at life...-_-

lunch with my sister. wondering what to eat. not really paying attention. come upon a japanese place. (we are in the food court at the mall). glance at the "sushi by the ...
Posted by Yvonne AKA Ele on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 05:04:00 PST

how i will die...

Yvonne: At age 51 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine...
Posted by Yvonne AKA Ele on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:51:00 PST

best fortune cookie ever

"Focus on the color purple this week to bring you luck."
Posted by Yvonne AKA Ele on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:10:00 PST

the rest of the evidence...

the rest of the pics from my crazy long weekend are now posted for your viewing pleasure. =) http://ainur-guild.org/gallery/album07?page=1...
Posted by Yvonne AKA Ele on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 04:07:00 PST

long weekends are le BOMB!!

old friends+new friends+bbq+alcohol+musical beds+pink = BEST WEEKEND EVER!!! went up to berkeley to visit bunches of people. wonderful 4-some in a fantastic hotel. went up apprehensive, ca...
Posted by Yvonne AKA Ele on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 05:01:00 PST

survey cause i was bored

This is what I do when I'm bored at work...wonderful isn't it? TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Yvonne, Vonny, Eevee, Ele, Ellie, Sunny, Dee, Etc... Birthday: share one with abraham li...
Posted by Yvonne AKA Ele on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:35:00 PST

i <3 cartoon violence

i looooooove cartoon violence. bask in the glory that is the happy tree friends. not for those with weak hearts and/or stomachs. hooray for cartoon violence!...
Posted by Yvonne AKA Ele on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:31:00 PST

jenni > me: more europe pictures!!

jenni is le bomb at getting pictures uploaded to her site. there are a few of me intermingled in there and LOTS of beautiful scenery. check them out!! http://jensineurope.shutterfly.com/ac...
Posted by Yvonne AKA Ele on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 02:18:00 PST

ouchie~!! =(

my sister has been doing taiko drumming for like 7-8 years. ive been attending her performances (sporadically, of course...whenever im home) for the past 4-5 years. she makes the art of be...
Posted by Yvonne AKA Ele on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 11:25:00 PST

gloomy weather calls for a song!

you are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happyyyy, when skies are grey, youll never know dear, how much i love you, please dont take my sunshine away. hoorays!!!...
Posted by Yvonne AKA Ele on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 02:20:00 PST