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About Me



¤Frog.
¤SUPER RAD.
¤Grosser than you.
¤Hideous laugh sounds.
¤Gold Chocobo. The one true Fleshbot.
¤Taken. Will abandon only for Toki.
¤Never apologizes for drunken loquaciousness.
¤Late night treasure hunting.
¤Avoids trends like plague. Fuck your perfect hair.
¤A nasty kind of love for Eric Wareheim.
¤Farts in sleep. Loudly.
¤Enjoys both blood and honey.
¤Stretchmarks and pussy farts.
¤Hitler 'stache.
¤Back in black.
¤Dreams of defecation.
¤Will forever protect favorite teabag from clowns.
¤Voyeuristic tendencies.
¤IT'S GOT BIG TEETH!!!

fears to rest
dreams awake

in space no one can eat ice cream.
..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Kelly Bundy. Paul Reubens. A kitten named Comicbook. Fellow carnivores...

************Another One of Those Pointless Surveys*********
Location: clam town, usa
D.O.B. mid 80's autumn.
Birthplace: new bedford
Eye Color: bleu/gris
Hair Color: well, it's a color....
Height: 5'7
Right or Left Handed: jealous of the left handed.
Your Heritage: french, irish, native american.
Fears: being eaten by a lamb.
Weaknesses: kitty cats and gore.
Most Missed Memory: staying up late with gramps, watching monstervision & usa up all night. going to rocky point. the original spooky world.
Personal Style: jeans, t-shirt, talladyshoes.
Personality: mad goofy.
What do you look for in a guy/girl: me, with a penis.
Favorite Food: mexican/hot shit.
Favorite Catchphrase: sister's cunt!
Favorite Website: burningangel
Favorite Styles of Music: I just want to laugh and rock out simultaneously.
Favorite Bands: samhain. at the gates. thin lizzy. the lurking corpses. rush. the lunachicks. the ramones.
Favorite Animals: kitties, snakes, lemmywinks, and lemurs.
Favorite Mythical Beast: winged unicorn .... (unisus? pegacorn? alicorn!).
Favorite Sport: i declare a thumb war.
Favorite Color: black. orange. purple. green.
Favorite Holiday: HALLOWEEN!!!
Do you hold Grudges: sometimes you gotta
Do you have any pets: kroger (handsome boy) and stella (princess dainty-paw).
Do you Shower Daily: i shower far too often.
Do you Sing: like that dude from the darkness.
Do you Dance: i'm a fuckin' maniac!
Do you think you are Attractive: better looking than you, anyway.
Do you believe in yourself: what the fuck!!? yes.
Do you swear: dickshittingballs.
Do you want to get Married: sure.
Do you play any Instruments: saxophone. buttholes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: i live for bad weather!
Do you play Video games: all night long.
Coke or Pepsi: induce tooth decay.
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla.
Coffee or Cappuccino: i don't need anymore pep in my step.
Fruit or Vegetable: drink v8 'til you shit orange.
Sex or Candy: sex with haribo gummi bears.
What are your Political Views: hate politicians. love my planet.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a sexy business woman.
What country would you most like to Visit: japan. norway. duh.
Ever suffer from a Hangover: yes.
Ever been Beaten up: fuck no. just missing teeth for no reason.
Ever Shoplifted: i was a bad kid... candy from the cash market.
Ever go Skydiving: nope. no interest.
Ever eat Sushi: yes.
Number of CDs you own: way too fucking many, my room is consumed.
Number of Tattoos: pobody's nerfect.
Number of Piercings: narp?
Number of Regrets: blah.
Number of drugs you've taken: snarf.
Are you Religious: something like that.
Are you a Tease: no need.
Are you Obsessed with anything: horror movies, green tea, porcelain figures.... anything most people are disgusted by.
Dream Car: '58 plymouth fury.
Any Last Words: germans love shit..."what i say is very baffling!"

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My Blog

As a math atheist, I should be excused from this.

Chelsea Millette circa 2003
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 11:44:00 GMT

suicide blondes

a typical night in my mom's backseat.
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 17:09:00 GMT

who wants to be a super hero?

feedback wins. duh. that dude totally deserves a shitty sci fi channel movie about him.
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 18:57:00 GMT

countdown to a fireball.....

i was gonna write a blog about rejection... all negative and shit. not anymore.... i feel so relieved its ridiculous. i miss my home though. and my piercing. all else is better. Love would never leave...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 17:45:00 GMT

hammersmashedface.......

it feels like fall outside today. i love it. i'm so bored. wondering if billy survived his surgery.... uploading retarded pictures of myself onto myspace.... painting my fingernails.... wondering what...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 10:39:00 GMT

in 666 ways i love you......

Fuuuuuck..... I hate HIM..... but, shiiiit...... do I love this song.... I'm secretly goth..... recognize.   In the grace of your love I writhe, writhe in painIn 666 ways I love y...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 13:52:00 GMT

fisted and forgotten........

alright.... i retract my previous statement about subterranean by in flames being the best song EVER. yes its true.... i've changed my mind.... terrible isnt it? no. not really. because this song peop...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 04:59:00 GMT

your the angel with the perfect wings that i will fucking break.......

rant i must. phone is mysteriously disconnected. my life is consumed with the sims 2 as of late and i feel compelled to mention that its not even that great. but i still prefer it to real life. still ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 08:00:00 GMT

take me to the tracks at christie road....

i love it when old friends find me on myspace..... its fuckin' great.
Posted by on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 22:46:00 GMT

i repeat, solely concentrating on the negative aspects of life........

yeah, its official...... this week pretty much sucked shit. don't get me wrong, there were sprinkles of happiness here and there, but between sickness and other situatons...... as a whole, it was shit...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 14:52:00 GMT