To All of the Lovely Lesbians Here on MySpace |
This blog goes out to all of you lovely lesbians out there who have a sexually charged profile pic with your setting on private. It especially goes out to the ones of you who have as their quote somet...
Posted by Trailer Trash Pimp on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 09:20:00 PST |
Poop Party |
There used to be this bug-eyed delivery driver who dropped off uniforms where I used to work. He would always invited me to what he called a "Poop party." Of course I always declinded his offer becaus...
Posted by Trailer Trash Pimp on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:50:00 PST |
Another Friday Night |
Some time back, I did something that made me swear off alchohol for a time. I had always told myself that as long as I wasn’t hurting anyone or compromising myself, that it was okay to drin...
Posted by Trailer Trash Pimp on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 11:53:00 PST |
Masturbation |
I woke up with morning wood this morning and as I lie there beating it into submission, it occurred to me that there are just too damned many euphemisms for masturbation. I tried to think of as many o...
Posted by Trailer Trash Pimp on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:04:00 PST |
Vegans |
There are a lot of things that tend to piss me off these days, and it seems that the older I get, the more irritable I become. Therefore, I find it therapeutic to vent on occasion, rather than carry a...
Posted by Trailer Trash Pimp on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:46:00 PST |
Night Stalker |
I dwell somewhere outside of sanity's realm;
Disease of thought in control at my helm.
My life no direction, a rudderless keel.
Chaos and anger are all that I feel.
Inside my head the battle is waged,...
Posted by Trailer Trash Pimp on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 09:53:00 PST |
Golden Rules |
Golden Rules
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As a child growing up in Missouri during the seventies, I absolutely hated riding the bus to school. Not because of the regular beatings dispensed liberally by Tommy Burts. Nor di...
Posted by Trailer Trash Pimp on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:59:00 PST |
'Possum Tag |
It's a road hunt Saturday night, but I got no shells for the Winchester cause I only had enough for a case of longnecks. So, tonight me and my buddy Rick are playing 'possum tag. The rules? Simple. We...
Posted by Trailer Trash Pimp on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:16:00 PST |
